At the penultimate day of the National Symposium of Dog Philosophy yesterday, the atmosphere became tense as Rex, a 14 year old cocker spaniel and President of the Bilateral Association of Ruminating Canines (BARC), announced the conclusion of a 20 year study of ‘Who’s a Good Boy?’ [read...]
As humans seek to reconnect with our communities during particularly worrying and atrocious times, the great bastion of dehumanisation, the rush hour commute, has sadly been hit with savage attempts at communication. [read...]
In a surprisingly frank interview David Cameron responded to calls for clarification on the Panama Papers scandal involving his father Ian Cameron by with unrestrained laughter and saying, “I honestly don’t know how we’re getting away with this shit!” [read...]
Caroline Flack today announced that she had sent a declaration to the United Nations seeking to have Love Island recognised as an independent nation. She also announced that she would begin office as the island’ first “Love Queen”. [read...]
The Conservative Party today announced that their targets to reach 1980’s levels of sleaze and corruption were way ahead of target. In fact, just 1 year into David Cameron’s second term as Prime Minister, party officials that the administration is just one sex scandal from equalling the previous tally of ‘David Mellor, [read...]
