Caroline Flack today announced that she had sent a declaration to the United Nations seeking to have Love Island recognised as an independent nation. She also announced that she would begin office as the island’ first “Love Queen”. [read...]
The Conservative Party today announced that their targets to reach 1980’s levels of sleaze and corruption were way ahead of target. In fact, just 1 year into David Cameron’s second term as Prime Minister, party officials that the administration is just one sex scandal from equalling the previous tally of ‘David Mellor, [read...]
A sleepy Buckinghamshire town today was thrown in to chaos as Raymond Bingley, 61, during a Steeple Claydon Conservative party meeting added ‘further ado’. The meeting was following a usual format when the party secretary, [read...]
Eon Productions, cashing in on Jeremy Corbyn’s recent success in the General Election, have announced that he will star as the popular British Secret Agent, James Bond, in an upcoming film. ‘We’re pretty excited about Jeremy coming on board for this production and look forward to an interpretation that will be at pace with modern… [read...]
As humans seek to reconnect with our communities during particularly worrying and atrocious times, the great bastion of dehumanisation, the rush hour commute, has sadly been hit with savage attempts at communication. [read...]
