A sleepy Buckinghamshire town today was thrown in to chaos as Raymond Bingley, 61, during a Steeple Claydon Conservative party meeting added ‘further ado’. The meeting was following a usual format when the party secretary, [read...]
Eon Productions, cashing in on Jeremy Corbyn’s recent success in the General Election, have announced that he will star as the popular British Secret Agent, James Bond, in an upcoming film. ‘We’re pretty excited about Jeremy coming on board for this production and look forward to an interpretation that will be at pace with modern… [read...]
As humans seek to reconnect with our communities during particularly worrying and atrocious times, the great bastion of dehumanisation, the rush hour commute, has sadly been hit with savage attempts at communication. [read...]
At the penultimate day of the National Symposium of Dog Philosophy yesterday, the atmosphere became tense as Rex, a 14 year old cocker spaniel and President of the Bilateral Association of Ruminating Canines (BARC), announced the conclusion of a 20 year study of ‘Who’s a Good Boy?’ [read...]
The depth of middle-class feeling has led to each side to refer to the other via the horrific nicknames of ‘Fakers’ and ‘Muddles’. And the aggression hasn’t just stopped there. One poor family told us that they had been victims of a brutal drive-by tutting in Aylesbury from a group of ‘Muddles’ [read...]
