‘Never in living memory have so many perma-tanned, electric pink lipstick wearing Clarins girls been seen in these numbers in January.’
Posted: Jan 10th, 2013
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Following emergency talks with the inventor Sir James Dyson, the Canadian government has announced an ambitious plan to resist superstorm Sandy entering the country by using Dyson Airblade hand-dryers to blow it back towards the US.
Posted: Oct 30th, 2012
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‘If a pharaoh wanted to let his friends know how he was, he’d just instant message them by carving a status update like ‘wavy line, owl, big eye, smiley face’ onto his wall.’
Posted: Sep 22nd, 2012
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‘Clint Eastwood had an argument with an empty chair regarding its political standpoint. Nick will go one further and address an imaginary political party at an imaginary political conference.’
Posted: Sep 7th, 2012
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Recently the US army has used ‘Legowalking’ as a replacement for waterboarding.
But ten-year-old George Bulmer, a dedicated Lego user, said he couldn’t understand what all the fuss was about
Posted: Jun 29th, 2012
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