Jake Berry, Conservative MP for the Yorcashire constituency of Clichédale, has suggested that northerners prefer football to ballet and opera because, unlike southerners, they’re not big girls’ blouses who can’t kick a ball. “That London, [read...]
Now that the ‘Kill Gina Miller’ crowdfunding page has been taken down, two entrepreneurs have launched KickBucketer to capitalise on the growing market for mass hate and murdering public figures.
‘With all due respect to Ms Miller,’ [read...]
With local lockdowns looming across the country just as schools reopen, the shadowy Parents’ Liberation Front has issued a statement warning of the consequences if the government sends children back to ‘home school’ once again. [read...]
Harold Robson, 57, has quit his post of making true the popular observation that ‘There’s always one, isn’t there?’, citing stress and exhaustion from overwork. Robson has spent a frantic career being the annoying exception to a broadly benevolent rule and has worked himself into the ground
‘From speeding to cut in at the front of a queue of traffic at a roadworks so I could make it to a wedding to photobomb the pictures and still have time to take my dog for a walk and hang up a bag of poo right next to the dedicated waste bin, [read...]
Pulling up a chair on his verandah, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos sipped on an iced tea and rested his aching limbs as he reflected on all the work he had done to earn $13 billion in one day, [read...]