Pharmacists and travel agents have announced a medical breakthrough: a combination pill’n’ticket that allows you to escape responsibility and run away from the UK to anywhere else in the world, fully vaccinated and insured. For an as-yet-undisclosed sum, [read...]
The International Guild of Diplomats and Negotiators says it welcomes Theresa May’s Brexit deal as offering ‘job security for our members for years to come’. The statement offers what will doubtless be welcome support for the beleaguered Prime Minister. [read...]
Now that the ‘Kill Gina Miller’ crowdfunding page has been taken down, two entrepreneurs have launched KickBucketer to capitalise on the growing market for mass hate and murdering public figures.
‘With all due respect to Ms Miller,’ [read...]
In the run up to Christmas, children’s publishers around the UK echo to the groans of almost-dead horses being revived and flogged for presents and stocking-fillers. Here is your handy guide to the latest releases:
Money (for Old Rope), [read...]