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Got a fairly small or unimportant fire? Call 202
Follow this simple guide to determining whether your household blaze or head-in-railings incident is suitable for a less-than-immediate response. [read...]
Articles by Skylarking
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BBC agrees to play short clip of controversial Thatcher ‘funeral’
The BBC has defended its decision to broadcast a short excerpt from the controversial ‘funeral’ gathering planned to mark support for the ideology of Baroness Thatcher, who died this week apparently. [read...]
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Cowes man looking forward to not going to gym again
Isle-of-Wight resident Colin Taylor (34) has confessed to a ‘giddy rush’ of excitement as he prepares to reinstate his standing order to Bannatynes Gym in Cowes whilst continuing his ongoing regime of sitting about watching ITV3 in his leggings. [read...]
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Millions turn out for first ‘Clap our Estate Agents’ tribute
The UK came together as one last night, ignoring the growing North-South divide on property prices, to applaud the ‘selfless heroes’ returning to their work as estate agents, letting agents and valuation managers and bravely driving their branded Minis to viewings where they might have to put up with any number of dimwits and timewasters…. [read...]
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Court ruling confirms Dorset village’s name ‘is pronounced scrotum’
After months of wrangling between life-long villagers and affluent newcomers, a High Court judge has ruled that the name of the tiny Dorset village of Schroatham should correctly be pronounced ‘scrotum’.
The dispute around the name of the village had originated following an influx of newcomers to the area attracted by newly built executive homes and high-speed rail links. [read...]