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Tunbridge Wells fuels first ever whinge-turbines with record levels of outrage
The Coalition Government has hailed the country’s first ever ‘whinge-farm’ a huge success.
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Daventry man making £1,445 a day bizarrely still living in Daventry
A Daventry-based multi-millionaire says he has no intention of leaving his hometown in spite of his prodigious income from doing chuff-all. Clive Findlay (57) is earning an average of £1,445 a day due to some improbable sounding ‘simple trick’ [read...]
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Money markets panic as value of limited edition Orange Kit Kat plunges
A fresh wave of unease fell on the markets today with news that the limited edition orange Kit Kat has fallen in value by 25% during just one day‘s trading. [read...]
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Britain unlikely to see full ‘Nigexit’ until 2028
Government negotiators, charged with loosening Nigel Farage’s tentacle-like grip on interminable political punditry, have warned that a full ‘Nigexit’ is unlikely until at least 2028. The news has come as a cruel blow to the many millions of Nigexiters who had assumed that by voting for the UK’s withdrawal from the European Union, [read...]
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‘It’s snowing’ social media exclusively reveals
Large portions of the United Kingdom have been overlaid with a thinnish veneer of a snow-like substance, various social media outlets can exclusively reveal. [read...]