Guardian columnist Owen Jones is set to be unveiled as the new James Bond in a surprise move from the franchise. ‘It was something of a surprise for us too,’ admitted Barbara Broccoli of EON Productions. [read...]
‘To be or not to be? Couldnt give a flying one, mate!’ [read...]
I have, with deep regret, formally resigned from my position as foreign secretary – oh and I posed for a photograph of myself signing said letter looking a bit Churchillian. [read...]
Employees of a sinister underworld organisation have today branded their sociopathic overlord’s decision to work from home – rather than their labyrinthine volcanic lair in the Indian Ocean – ‘a complete sodding disaster.’ Dr Daktari Bludkaskett, [read...]
The prestigious Saturday night headlining slot at this year’s Reading Festival has been announced and it’s some group that you know absolutely nothing about, being over the age of 22 and therefore ‘past it’. [read...]
