Physicists in Cern accidentally accessed a parallel universe to our own where the singer is about to start a City and Guilds qualification in Portable Appliance Testing after a year out travelling around Canada. [read...]
Guardian columnist Owen Jones is set to be unveiled as the new James Bond in a surprise move from the franchise. ‘It was something of a surprise for us too,’ admitted Barbara Broccoli of EON Productions. [read...]
‘To be or not to be? Couldnt give a flying one, mate!’ [read...]
I have, with deep regret, formally resigned from my position as foreign secretary – oh and I posed for a photograph of myself signing said letter looking a bit Churchillian. [read...]
Employees of a sinister underworld organisation have today branded their sociopathic overlord’s decision to work from home – rather than their labyrinthine volcanic lair in the Indian Ocean – ‘a complete sodding disaster.’ Dr Daktari Bludkaskett, [read...]
