Global ‘credit crunch’ blamed for neighbour’s refusal to lend lawnmower
Council worker, Derek Sharp, 48, said he ‘wasn’t prepared to compromise his assets’
Posted: Mar 11th, 2010
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Family thrown off Greek island for failing to act as ‘typical English tourists’
Bricklayer asked to leave after they repeatedly appeared pleasant, respectful and friendly to locals and fellow tourists.
Posted: Aug 20th, 2009
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Loan shark spotted off coast of Cornwall
‘Rarely seen outside their usual inner-city habitats’
Posted: Jul 6th, 2009
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Soviet Union to reform for ‘one night only’
The countries were persuaded to bury their differences and get back together to cash in on the current trend for 1970s nostalgia.
Posted: Jun 19th, 2009
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