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Helen Mirren on standby for Diamond Jubilee celebrations should Queen die
Helen Mirren ‘ready’ to reprise her award-winning role in ‘The Queen’. [read...]
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Experts still undecided on this year’s health scare
The World Health Organisation has called together the planet’s leading medical scientists for a crisis conference, after admitting that they had yet to agree upon this year’s global health scare.
‘We may have a disaster on our hands.’ confessed Dr Paul Nunn of the WHO, [read...]
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Too many health warnings may be bad for you say experts
Doctors have warned that an extended exposure to health warnings may be detrimental to your health and are calling for a ceiling on the number of medical scare stories to a maximum of 5 per week. [read...]
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Al-Qaeda claims responsibility for killing Exmoor stag
A video shows Osama bin Laden threatening the Western World with ‘a staggering outrage’, standing in what appears to be a hunting lodge adorned with the heads of other trophy kills. [read...]
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Cabinet issues nude charity calendar
Images feature the major Labour ministers in ‘relaxed and artistic’ poses carrying out their ministerial duties completely in the buff. [read...]