The Association of Climate Change Deniers and Affiliated Conspiracy Theorists have urged people to ‘stay nice’n toasty’ during the current heatwave: ‘Make sure you wear a jumper and carry a coat and scarf,’ it said in a statement. [read...]
Prime Minister Theresa May has successfully concluded Brexit negotiations on the first day that she took over them – but accidentally committed to remaining in the EU. ‘At first we were all slightly confused because she just kept repeating ‘Brexit means Brexit’, [read...]
Donald Trump has only given the UK one star on his Trip Advisor review of his recent visit. He criticised many aspects of this trip, including the food. “When I booked I had expected bed and Brexit,” Trump wrote. [read...]
“I’ll probably have to appoint my daughter Ivanka as ambassador, because, y’know, she is attractive too. Very attractive. She’d fit right in.” [read...]
Steve Pembroke, a 44 year old man who lives with his mother on the Isle of Wight, has spoken of his devastation of learning he was not really as popular online as he believed after Facebook closed fake accounts run by Russian trolls. [read...]
