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Articles by SteveB
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‘I have personally licked all surfaces in all schools clean,’ says Gove
Uncooked ham Michael Gove has claimed to have personally licked every surface of every school clean to make it safe for pupils and staff. Although Gove has no formal role in education anymore, it has been suggested by colleagues that he can’t stop meddling in matters relating to schools. [read...]
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Government maths on all this is bollocks, says Rachel Riley off Countdown
‘Welcome back to Eight out of Eleventeen Cads Does Countdown, and it’s Matt Hancock’s turn to choose the numbers. Matt?’ ‘Yes, I’ll have two tests from the top for the NHS, four from the middle for care home workers, [read...]
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Sam Beckett Quantum Leaps into Donald Trump
In a surprise move setting the theoretical physics community ababble, Sam Beckett, a fictional character from the early nineties television series Quantum Leap, has leapt into the body of the American President. ‘Oh, boy,’ said Beckett as he realised who it was he had materialised inside. [read...]
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15 ways to get a meeting done in 15 minutes
Everyone acts out scenes from Tiger King. [read...]