Throughout the history of the written word, there has been much editing and much finessing. Novelists and scriptwriters sometimes bollocks it right up the first time, and it is only because of unsung editorial heroes wringing the absolute best out of what is dumped before them, [read...]
Normal people who are not mental have taken it upon themselves to translate the diarrhoea which spills out of the Prime Minister’s mouth, especially the drivel in briefings to the nation billed as important. Recognising that no one has any idea what Boris Johnson is wibbling on about, [read...]
The Government has won a resounding victory in Parliament, making all words illegal which contain the letters E and U consecutively. ‘We needed to see the job through to its ultimate conclusion,’ said a jubilant Prime Minister, [read...]
The UK Government has won a resounding victory in Parliament, making all words illegal which contain the letters E and U consecutively. ‘We needed to see the job through to its ultimate conclusion,’ said a jubilant Prime Minister Boris Johnson. [read...]
Reports that the UK is on the verge of nation-wide blackouts due to unplanned energy supply shortages have fuelled stampedes all over the country as panicked Brits rush to stockpile electricity. Those with their own solar power systems, [read...]
