The Government’s Intelligence & Security Committee have concluded a briefing on their report into Russian interference in UK elections. The new abnormal chair of the IS Committee, Julian Lewis, handed out caviar blinis and ensured that vodkas were topped up throughout the briefing at Number 10 Downing Street in Londongrad. [read...]
Number 10 Downing Street have issued an official statement declaring that, “The smell from Number 11 is well rancid. Also, Julian Lewis is a stinky poopooface.” “Julian Lewis has been expelled from the Conservative Party for acting with what some have told me is called integrity,” [read...]
Chancellor of the Exchequer, Rishi Sunak, has had his crayons out and under the rainbow and ladybird scribbles are documents from Labour which were scrapped by David Cameron and now shamelessly resurrected as Conservative brilliance. [read...]
As details of bilateral trade negotiations between the UK and the US emerge, the British Government is basking in the glory of a ‘fair and balanced deal with America’. [read...]
Uncooked ham Michael Gove has claimed to have personally licked every surface of every school clean to make it safe for pupils and staff. Although Gove has no formal role in education anymore, it has been suggested by colleagues that he can’t stop meddling in matters relating to schools. [read...]
