Brits are pretty OK with the threat of a third world war, nuclear exchange, and the inevitability of mutually assured destruction. The important thing is that they have taken back control of their borders and whatever the other two were. [read...]
Although the majority of the third world is being devastated by the Covid pandemic, the UK government has decided that the people of Britain would rather we kept the shitload we over ordered for ourselves. [read...]
Prime Minister Boris Johnson was momentarily left unattended during a visit to a nursery school. In the space of a few minutes he had eaten all of the crayons and entered the faeces smearing stage. [read...]
To artificially boost the number of learner drivers passing, the government has made a series of sweeping changes to Heavy Goods Vehicle driving examinations. A government spokesmoog blithered on at a press conference purely for the benefit of the Daily Telegraph and the Daily Mail: ‘The critical shortage of lorry drivers, [read...]
An elephant seal in a Turkish bath A tin of Spam in an airing cupboard Sir Philip Green at the BHS social club A worm in a willywarmer A bomb disposal expert with the hiccups A ladybird in a field of venus flytraps A tethered goat in Jurassic Park A hedgehog in closet full of… [read...]
