There is an explosive new TV game show in town and it’s called ‘How Brazenly Can We Get Away With Shit?’ In game shows of years gone by, the expectation was that contestants would hide their true nature and try their best to style it out. [read...]
In what analysts have described as a significant escalation in the ongoing Breakfastxit crisis, sausages have insisted that the plate is full and that there is no room for any more mushrooms. In a move widely criticised, [read...]
Millions of people who used to spend their working week at inconveniently located offices have made it abundantly clear that a work-shy cock-up machine isn’t going to tell them to do unjustifiable twaddle any more. [read...]
At first, police were dumbfounded when Poland’s entire stock of high-grade marijuana disappeared. But a tip-off led them to Warsaw Zoo, where they were able to pursue enquiries. Head keeper at the zoo, Krzysztof Gajewski, [read...]
In what has been described as a ‘beastly trauma’ and ‘utterly infuriating’, that flipping fly has just completed yet another mission straight down your line of sight and around the back of your head, before returning to this afternoon’s base on the rim of the wine glass. [read...]
