Articles by SteveB
Emergency Services and plasterers count the cost of Dads making pancakes
Pancake Tuesday once again brings recipe-shy dads into the kitchen to create overly-doughy pancakes, which are somehow burnt on the outside and raw in the middle, and who will inevitably stick the pancakes to the ceiling in an effort to impress their bored, [read...]
Microscope fails to find one morsel of moral fibre in 43 Republican Senators
The most powerful microscope on the planet, called the Really Totally Big Microscope, has been unable to detect even the wafferiest theeeen sliver of moral fibre in the vast majority of Republican Senators. Professor Emily Hooper from MIT confirmed, [read...]