Shooting his latest series of Grand Designs, polished concrete fetishist Kevin McCloud has gushed like a dam burst of Care Bears at the contemporary styling of a major renovation project in central London, known unofficially as the Houses of Parliament ‘What they have done here is both inspiring and a stroke of genius,’ [read...]
Pancake Tuesday once again brings recipe-shy dads into the kitchen to create overly-doughy pancakes, which are somehow burnt on the outside and raw in the middle, and who will inevitably stick the pancakes to the ceiling in an effort to impress their bored, [read...]
The most powerful microscope on the planet, called the Really Totally Big Microscope, has been unable to detect even the wafferiest theeeen sliver of moral fibre in the vast majority of Republican Senators. Professor Emily Hooper from MIT confirmed, [read...]
Half a million UK nurses have spoken out in unison to confirm there is no such thing as Covid and that all of this is an epic hoax. In what is being described as a total shock and utterly outrageous by sheeple, [read...]
…Apart from the calf in the date scene at the restaurant, when he ordered the filet mignon. – Well you gotta ‘ave the steak dinner otherwise the hero looks like a right tight arse. Oh, [read...]
