An in-depth study by Which? Poison Magazine has found that Novichok doesn’t cut it in the growing market of deadly poisons and diseases. The report concluded that although Novichok showed great promise, consumer perception to it remained localised and did not significantly effect behaviour as claimed by the manufacturer. [read...]
The government’s annual vacation together in a 1950s red double-decker bus has ended in tragic comedy as it has plunged 2,000 feet into a ravine in the Dordogne. All on board are believed to have been crushed under Grant Shapps’ [read...]
Tim Davie, not actually Director General of the BBC yet, said: ‘We have to follow stringent bias regulations in our reporting. This means that whoever is most vociferous in accusing us of left-wing bias and threatens us with legal action, [read...]
The cleverest people have been gathered to work on one project
Instead of mansions, the rich are building and moving into massive ugly concrete bunkers [read...]
The Government’s Intelligence & Security Committee have concluded a briefing on their report into Russian interference in UK elections. The new abnormal chair of the IS Committee, Julian Lewis, handed out caviar blinis and ensured that vodkas were topped up throughout the briefing at Number 10 Downing Street in Londongrad. [read...]
