Millions of people who used to spend their working week at inconveniently located offices have made it abundantly clear that a work-shy cock-up machine isn’t going to tell them to do unjustifiable twaddle any more. [read...]
At first, police were dumbfounded when Poland’s entire stock of high-grade marijuana disappeared. But a tip-off led them to Warsaw Zoo, where they were able to pursue enquiries. Head keeper at the zoo, Krzysztof Gajewski, [read...]
In what has been described as a ‘beastly trauma’ and ‘utterly infuriating’, that flipping fly has just completed yet another mission straight down your line of sight and around the back of your head, before returning to this afternoon’s base on the rim of the wine glass. [read...]
An in-depth study by Which? Poison Magazine has found that Novichok doesn’t cut it in the growing market of deadly poisons and diseases. The report concluded that although Novichok showed great promise, consumer perception to it remained localised and did not significantly effect behaviour as claimed by the manufacturer. [read...]
The government’s annual vacation together in a 1950s red double-decker bus has ended in tragic comedy as it has plunged 2,000 feet into a ravine in the Dordogne. All on board are believed to have been crushed under Grant Shapps’ [read...]
