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Britain ‘chuffed’ with name-check in George W. Bush book
A carnival atmosphere erupted as it was discovered that the small island nation had been name-checked in the former president’s memoirs – and not just once! [read...]
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Council ends racism, child abuse and bigotry through unlimited pamphlet printing
‘Our next target is to cure cancer with a series of awareness-raising magazines that engage the youth of the borough.’ [read...]
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Torch bearing mob angry that prime minister could be given new identity
Britain’s torch bearing mob community is up in arms after word went around that the UK’s prime minister was given a new identity after the Gulf War, and may be given a new one again in May. [read...]
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TV audience enlightened on complicated world affairs by Kathy Lette’s puns
‘Men these days take more interest in the Volvo than the vulva!’ [read...]
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Angry torch bearing mob strings up man suspected of starting ‘blame culture’
Mounting public anger over Britain’s burgeoning blame culture erupted into violence in Portsmouth yesterday, as a torch bearing mob identified a man who might be responsible. Kevin Simkins, who has a slight stammer and sometimes avoids eye contact with people he doesn’t know, [read...]