The Union of Arseholes who do Martial Arts has moved swiftly to discipline one of its members, after he failed to demonstrate his skills on a vaguely interested member of the public.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2010
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London’s chirpy cockneys, chinless hoorays, plucky ethnic types and evil middle class do-gooders united as one yesterday to send a defiant message – ‘mustn’t grumble’.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2010
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A carnival atmosphere erupted as it was discovered that the small island nation had been name-checked in the former president’s memoirs – and not just once!
Posted: Nov 14th, 2010
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Gerry Adams has been criticised for getting his historical facts wrong in a speech during his American tour, in which he alluded to the war.
Posted: Nov 8th, 2010
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A surge in pumpkin sales, up 4000 per cent on the previous month, could herald the beginning of the end of the recession and the dawn of a new age, according to chancellor George Osborne.
Posted: Nov 1st, 2010
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