Japanese soldier found hiding in Software License Agreement
‘The poor guy couldn’t believe that you no longer had to listen to that funny dial-up noise when you connected to the Internet.’
Posted: Jun 21st, 2013
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Karate expert fails to take opportunity to demonstrate his powers
The Union of Arseholes who do Martial Arts has moved swiftly to discipline one of its members, after he failed to demonstrate his skills on a vaguely interested member of the public.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2010
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Southerners evoke blitz spirit to defy horrific centimetre thick blanket of snow
London’s chirpy cockneys, chinless hoorays, plucky ethnic types and evil middle class do-gooders united as one yesterday to send a defiant message – ‘mustn’t grumble’.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2010
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Britain ‘chuffed’ with name-check in George W. Bush book
A carnival atmosphere erupted as it was discovered that the small island nation had been name-checked in the former president’s memoirs – and not just once!
Posted: Nov 14th, 2010
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America stood shoulder to shoulder with us over terrorism, says Gerry Adams
Gerry Adams has been criticised for getting his historical facts wrong in a speech during his American tour, in which he alluded to the war.
Posted: Nov 8th, 2010
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