An anti-capitalist protester camping outside St Paul’s Cathedral in London confirmed today that the experience has inspired him to start ‘ProtestEx’ – the world’s first event management company dedicated to ‘making sure your bid to overthrow the status quo goes without a hitch’. [read...]
‘In stable number 6 we had a radio, tv, everything. Back in Piraeus my bank had just repossessed the stereo – what did I have to lose?’ [read...]
The website Mumsnet was on its knees yesterday after a mum used its message boards to debut her “male equivalent of a MILF”. [read...]
‘How can a man set to increase his majority in Islington North by 4242 votes – including 789 proxies – think we care about British so-called-free elections?’ said a Kremlin spokesman. ‘Mr Corbyn should concentrate on what he does best; [read...]
The Ministry of Transport in Paris confirmed yesterday that anyone driving in France must carry an ‘emergency hamper’, designed to ‘minimise risk of hunger in event of mechanical failure at lunch time, more than 2.4 kilometres from a brasserie’. [read...]
