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Woman eats banana in public place without feeling self conscious

‘managed to eat fruit without blushing, or hiding behind a magazine’

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2009
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Air crash survivor says reading safety card saved him from being smashed to a bloody pulp

‘Other passengers were reading papers and looking out of the window, but I paid attention’

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Posted: Jul 2nd, 2009
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Nintendo launches ‘Wii Pub Fight’

Japanese computer games giant Nintendo has developed a new game purely for the British market which enables players to experience a virtual reality pub brawl in the comfort of their own homes. Building on the success of Wii fit, designed to help players stay in shape, Wii Pub Fight leaves its players bloodied and bruised and usually banned from going into that virtual pub ever again.

Players as young as four can now experience an entire night out in a British inner city boozer, while their sisters stand on the sidelines sobbing ‘Leave it Kevin, it’s not worth it.’

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Posted: Jul 3rd, 2008
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