Nearly 70 per cent of American serial killers are morbidly overweight, with many of them too fat to catch their victims, a disturbing new study has found. One doctor has predicted that the only psychopathic murderers left in the US by 2025 will be on TV shows like Dexter and Mindhunter. [read...]
‘My wife always told me my dress sense matched the upholstery of my Austin Allegro’, explains accounts clerk Martin Wear, 49. ‘All I had to do was add the right shade of fake tan, and I just dissolved into the background as soon as I sat in the driver’s seat’. [read...]
“I can’t go around looking shabby, with dags hanging out of my arse, like your average sheep.” [read...]
“The doggers were there as usual doing their thing”, he says, “but what stuck out was this weird man, fully dressed and not even carrying a box of Kleenex or a sex toy”. [read...]
It has been confirmed that the ceremony was performed by the Deleter of Profiles to the Queen. [read...]
