The owners of Britain’s tanning emporia are holding emergency talks today as evidence accumulates that the rise in global temperatures could ravage the industry. They have called on the government to act quickly before places with names like Tantastic and We-bbq-u become derelict ghost buildings. [read...]
Britain is in shock today at the government’s announcement that “in order to offer a wider choice to consumers” everyone shall have the option of changing their vacuum cleaners and electric toothbrushes to fossil fuel at the flick of a switch. [read...]
An environmental subcommittee has identified podcasts as the leading threat to the environment and quality of life in the UK, outranking nuclear power stations and the stink of raw sewage. [read...]
The government has announced that from next week consumers will have to read a health warning about the health warning accompanying every product they buy. This comes amid news of multiple health warning casualties across Britain. [read...]
Westminster is still in shock today after time travellers from Victorian England came to reclaim one of their contemporaries who has been missing since an early experiment went drastically wrong and left him stranded in 2018. [read...]
