In a move described by entertainment insiders as being ‘long overdue’, the Creator of the Universe has been tipped to receive a lifetime achievement award for His magnificently realistic tricks which have been scaring the daylights out of Christians for the last 2000 years.
Posted: Oct 16th, 2013
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‘I believe this will be a cost-effective measure, Commandment-wise’, explained the creator of the Universe at a hastily convened press conference “Why, just the other day, I watched a man in Norwich being caught visiting Trannyheaven.com…’
Posted: Oct 9th, 2013
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The Lone Star State has committed itself to a ‘more humane’ approach to execution, as the Governor announces that the poison will come in three delicious fruity flavours, with more to be added in the near future.
Posted: Oct 2nd, 2013
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Now in his 93rd year, the Duke of Edinburgh is reported to be ‘philosophical’ about the fact that he may never get through his bucket list of people to upset.
Posted: Sep 12th, 2013
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Despite some early promise from UKIP MEP Godfrey Bloom on Bongo Bongo land, Britain was comprehensively defeated by host nation Russia’s new swathe of anti-gay laws.
Posted: Aug 22nd, 2013
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