Britain will be without gravity from January the 1st, it has been announced. The Archbishop of Canterbury has explained that this move will slash the Universe’s energy budget by as much as 40 per cent. [read...]
A British firm has responded to the nation-wide drop in driver confidence caused by the popularity of devices telling drinkers they’re over the alcohol limit. The new Ucandrive breathalyser is aimed at ‘advanced drivers’ who are fed up being thwarted by the nanny state drink-drive laws. [read...]
Experts fear access to instant online knowledge is killing pub conversation. Drunken disputes that would once go on into the early hours of the morning are now settled in seconds, thanks to high speed wifi access. [read...]
Sir Paul McCartney has admitted that large tracts of the Sgt Pepper album may have to be redrafted in the light of this bombshell revelation: “I mean, it’s a bit ridiculous talking about ‘tangerine trees and marmalade skies’ [read...]
In what’s being described as “the end of an era” the last paper copy of a British porn magazine rolls off the presses today. Shaved and Horny now sits alone on the top shelf of Britain’s newsagents’, [read...]
