As travel from Europe to the UK becomes ever more complicated after Brexit, the Cabinet has decided to boost foreign currency reserves by attracting visitors travelling in space ships from the future, it has been announced. [read...]
Anyone crossing the street will need to be extra careful, “as they may be run over by a car that still seems half a mile away”. [read...]
Gun sales are skyrocketing across the US and millions of Bibles are being recalled today, after the Sixth Commandment was exposed as the most embarrassing mistake in religious history. [read...]
A new bill before Parliament would exempt Conservative MPs from corporal punishment laws and let them be spanked to their hearts’ content in the best tradition of sexually repressed ex public school boys. Tory diehards believe they can relive the glory days of the Thatcher years, [read...]
The sleepy county of Midsomer has now gone fifteen days without a grisly murder, something even its oldest residents can’t remember happening before. Locals fear they’ll never be on TV again if someone isn’t strangled or hacked to death soon. [read...]
