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God to be awarded Oscar for special effects in Old Testament

In a move described by entertainment insiders as being ‘long overdue’, the Creator of the Universe has been tipped to receive a lifetime achievement award for His magnificently realistic tricks which have been scaring the daylights out of Christians for the last 2000 years.

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Posted: Oct 16th, 2013
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‘Thou Shalt Clear Browsing History’ made new, 11th Commandment

‘I believe this will be a cost-effective measure, Commandment-wise’, explained the creator of the Universe at a hastily convened press conference “Why, just the other day, I watched a man in Norwich being caught visiting Trannyheaven.com…’

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Posted: Oct 9th, 2013
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Texas to offer lethal injections in three new flavours

The Lone Star State has committed itself to a ‘more humane’ approach to execution, as the Governor announces that the poison will come in three delicious fruity flavours, with more to be added in the near future.

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Posted: Oct 2nd, 2013
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Britain an also-ran in World Bigotry Games

Despite some early promise from UKIP MEP Godfrey Bloom on Bongo Bongo land, Britain was comprehensively defeated by host nation Russia’s new swathe of anti-gay laws.

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Posted: Aug 22nd, 2013
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Eurovision rocked by doping scandal

couldn't get a performance like that without lots of chemical helpThe future of the iconic Eurovision song contest is in doubt today, as revelations emerge that at least half of all the victories over the past few decades were down to performance-reducing substances.

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Posted: Jul 17th, 2013
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