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British Standards Institute introduces Standard British Idiots

Following a 30 percent increase in domestic accidents, the British Standards Institute has recruited 1000 Standard British Idiots (SBIs) to perform safety tests on a range of appliances.

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Posted: Jun 15th, 2009
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Motorists’ ‘extra lane’ is the pavement

‘pedestrians should throw themselves into a hedge’

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Posted: Oct 26th, 2007
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