Even in 2016, power metal has failed to make inroads into many nations around the world. A combination of economic forces and societal prejudices has created a climate where, in these cultures, vocalists seldom if ever wield plastic swords on stage while calling forth the chosen ones to pledge their brightly burning blades, [read...]
Residents and tourists in the three small African states bearing the word ‘Guinea’ in their name report being increasingly confused about whether or not they are in the correct country. [read...]
A new internet feature is being activated which auto-corrects all similes and metaphors so that they reference Hitler. [read...]
Irish rockers U2 have been unusually candid in a round of interviews given on the eve of the release of their latest album, There’s Worse Ways To Kill 50 Minutes. Tired of thinking up increasingly extravagant hyperbole to make what is essentially the same as their last three albums seem like the Second Coming, [read...]
‘Shopping for 37 Christmases for all your friends and families is a nightmare,’ revealed Nito, who is still suffering the terrible mental side effects of concentrated exposure to months’ worth of novelty Christmas songs. [read...]
