‘Shopping for 37 Christmases for all your friends and families is a nightmare,’ revealed Nito, who is still suffering the terrible mental side effects of concentrated exposure to months’ worth of novelty Christmas songs. [read...]
‘Before I realised what I’d done I’d slammed the door shut with the keys inside. What an idiot! I couldn’t believe it. It was so embarrassing.’ [read...]
Residents and tourists in the three small African states bearing the word ‘Guinea’ in their name report being increasingly confused about whether or not they are in the correct country. [read...]
Even in 2016, power metal has failed to make inroads into many nations around the world. A combination of economic forces and societal prejudices has created a climate where, in these cultures, vocalists seldom if ever wield plastic swords on stage while calling forth the chosen ones to pledge their brightly burning blades, [read...]
A new internet feature is being activated which auto-corrects all similes and metaphors so that they reference Hitler. [read...]
