A new report released by the charity sector has found that the vast majority of the UK population who describe themselves as ‘starving’ in social situations are actually not. Global poverty analyst Dean Hobbart said: “I think in general most Westerners struggle to differentiate between the 2 (very different) physical sensations of ‘I think I’m… [read...]
“Every time I go driving I hear warnings on the radio about something called ‘PPI’. I’m worried because people always say that I have an infectious personality so it sounds exactly like the sort of thing I might have.” [read...]
A man from Telford has called for the nationwide abolishment of ‘dress-down Fridays’ as he argues the slightly-more-relaxed-than-normal atmosphere leads to a clear drop in professional working standards. “To me, this trend makes an utter mockery of the most important day of the working week,” says Administrative Executive Colin Dudd. [read...]
Sebastian Cobb had flown down from Manchester to attend a stag do in Hampshire where he drank heavily for three days with pals before reportedly experiencing jet lag symptoms on the return flight home [read...]
