Nigel Farage today detailed his party’s response to the recent rise in migrants trying to cross the channel, by unveiling a fleet of militarised, patriotic pedalos that will set sail later this week. [read...]
One member delivered a particularly stirring clerihew about the deep emotional complexity of reducing a raccoon to smouldering, bloody carcass in a hail of machine gun fire. [read...]
We’re thrilled to have Noam on board. We firmly believe that his ground-breaking theories of transformational-generative grammar, and his searing indictments of US foreign policy will be the perfect accompaniment to a hyperactive PE teacher from Bedford.’ [read...]
‘For those of us with a gaping hole in our self esteem that for some reason can only be filled by growing unnecessarily elaborate beards and moustaches, this is no laughing matter.’ [read...]
In a surprising development it emerged today that former Transport Secretary and chocolate fire guard enthusiast Chris Grayling was responsible for the recent Twitter hack in which the accounts of several high profile figures were taken over and used to extort bitcoins. [read...]
