As the Taliban enter Kabul the future looks bleak for the city’s sole Wetherspoons outlet. ‘The Rory Stewart’, opened to great fanfare in 2011, was previously seen as major step forward in the rebuild of Afghanistan. [read...]
ITV today announced an exciting new mini-series which sees Home Secretary Priti Patel and head of the Met Police Cressida Dick team up as a diminutive crime fighting duo. ‘Alongside ‘Ben Shepherd’s Life of Rachmaninov’ and ‘The Dancing on Ice A-Z of Leg Fractures’ this promises to be the highlight of our spring schedule’ explained… [read...]
In an attempt to soften her public image, Home Secretary Priti Patel is to market her own range of knuckle dusters, flick knives and Japanese throwing stars. One Home Office source explained. ‘A lot of us were concerned that Priti might occasionally appear a little bit tetchy. [read...]
The other day, I got called out to fix a dodgy ball-cock only to find Mark Rylance there already, elbow deep in the u-bend. [read...]
Hampshire based confidence fanatic Alan Scott was left aghast yesterday after a series of gesticulations and random threats of violence somehow didn’t convince his broken laptop to boot up. ‘I always thought I knew a bit about computers. [read...]
