With the current leader of the free world indefinitely banned from the social media platform Twitter, Donald Trump has been forced to resurrect his 2006 MySpace account to maintain a platform for his philosophical ramblings. [read...]
As the Nation scratches its collective head as to what on earth The Prime Minister was trying to say former Secretary of State for the Department for Works and Pensions Iain Duncan Smith has come to the PM’s rescue to clarify the Government position “What the Prime Minister was attempting to convey was the clear… [read...]
With the echoes of the 75th Anniversary VE Day celebrations still fresh in our ears and ‘official’ data demonstrating the country is well past the first peak of the COVID-19 pandemic, the UK Government is changing its official message from “Stay Home, [read...]
Colin Collinson (54) of Bramble Close, Barton Stacey was seen taking a special on-line delivery from “No More Mr Knife Guy”, Hampshire’s only Alice Cooper themed kitchenware outlet last Monday, after his colander and spatula were seriously drowned out by the woman at number 12 wielding an 18cm Le Creuset 5-ply and a wooden spoon. [read...]
As cafes, bars and restaurants remain closed across the UK, in order to reduce the spread of Coronavirus, one budding screenwriter, now forced into working from home, has rediscovered the joys of drinking a cup of coffee in ten minutes. [read...]
