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Ridley Scott releases new director’s cut of ‘that Hovis advert’

best thing since spliced breadThe advert will premiere at London’s IMAX cinema, followed by a Q&A session with the director and a selection of uncomfortable-looking Hovis middle managers.

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Posted: Apr 2nd, 2014
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PowerPoint demonstration delights sceptical meeting

‘Difficult messages eased by beautiful use of a diagonal slow screen wipe from top-right to bottom left.’

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Posted: Mar 28th, 2014
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Primary schools ‘completely unprepared’ for first generation of Baby Einsteins

non-Euclidean geometry proving to be a bit tough for the other 5-year-olds‘There’s no way we can deal with classroom after classroom of certifiable prodigies. We’re used to teaching basic literacy skills and colouring-in, not advanced calculus and the history of the Bauhaus.’

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Posted: Mar 18th, 2014
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Slightly smaller and pink version of Lego movie announced

After the success of The Lego Movie, the company behind the brick based computer animation hit has revealed that the girl friendly version will hit cinemas within months.

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Posted: Feb 22nd, 2014
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Fears that Prince William’s military exit will see him a homeless drunk by 2015

Anxious colleagues believe that the prince lacks the strong support network which helps many servicemen and women adjust to life outside the Army, Navy or RAF.

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Posted: Sep 13th, 2013
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