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Ridley Scott releases new director’s cut of ‘that Hovis advert’
Premiere at London’s IMAX cinema, followed by a Q&A uncomfortable-looking Hovis middle managers. [read...]
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Cool female friend ruins strip club visit for all
A planned outing to Rumpleteazerz strip club was ruined for a group of young men last night after they were cajoled into allowing one of their female work colleagues to come along for the night. [read...]
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Slightly smaller and pink version of Lego movie announced
After the success of The Lego Movie, the company behind the brick based computer animation hit has revealed that the girl friendly version will hit cinemas within months. [read...]
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Fears that Prince William’s military exit will see him a homeless drunk by 2015
Anxious colleagues believe that the prince lacks the strong support network which helps many servicemen and women adjust to life outside the Army, Navy or RAF. [read...]
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Islington becomes first London Borough to be powered entirely by social media smugness
The London Borough of Islington has announced plans to generate its entire power requirements entirely through its inhabitants’ use of social media and the self satisfaction that the use of it, and more importantly telling other people about your use of it, [read...]