The London Borough of Islington has announced plans to generate its entire power requirements entirely through its inhabitants’ use of social media and the self satisfaction that the use of it, and more importantly telling other people about your use of it, [read...]
The omnipresent supreme being, God, has expressed his disappointment after the European Court refused to overturn a ruling preventing him from casting out the senior radical anticleric Lucifer, commonly known as Satan, from Heaven. [read...]
The FA and several opposing club supporters trusts have criticised Manchester United Football Club for releasing news of their loss to rivals Manchester City on the day of ex Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher’s passing. [read...]
Security firm G4S were today announced as the surprise winners of the contract to backfill police shortages caused by thousands of police officers having to cover the shortage in Olympic security positions.
The Government minister with responsibilities for the Olympics, [read...]
North Korea has reacted apologetically to the rest of the world after its recent rocket testing failed to launch. ’This has never happened before’ Kim Jong-Un reticently stated to gathered state controlled media outlets. [read...]