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Launch failure sees many question North Korea’s dedication to cause

North Korea has reacted apologetically to the rest of the world after its recent rocket testing failed to launch.
’This has never happened before’ Kim Jong-Un reticently stated to gathered state controlled media outlets.

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Posted: Apr 14th, 2012
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Allowing workers to sleep at night ‘costs UK economy £560bn’

Business think tank HYPNOS has revealed the true cost of allowing workers to avoid work through sleeping every night, by as much as 2,800 hours every year per worker.

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Posted: Apr 10th, 2012
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Porn site taken offline after hackers flood it with Sesame Street videos

YouPorn, the adult video site, was off line for several hours last night after hackers uploaded multiple clips of Sesame Street to the bongo file-sharing site.

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Posted: Oct 18th, 2011
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Clegg speech to take pride of place on Cameron’s fridge

David Cameron has revealed that a copy of Nick Clegg’s conference speech has been attached to his Downing Street fridge.

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Posted: Sep 21st, 2011
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Brooks adopts ‘light cannot exist without darkness’ defence in Committee Enquiry

Rebekah Brooks wrong-footed the Commons Media Committee today by claiming that her actions during her reign of terror within NewsCorp were required to bring balance to life itself.

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Posted: Jul 20th, 2011
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