The Conservative Party has vowed to root out bigotry and racism in all its forms, though mainly in Labour. ‘If Jeremy Corbyn won’t investigate anti-Semitism, then we will,’ said a party spokesman, adding, ‘in the Labour Party, [read...]
All three main party leaders have said they plan to tour Britain for three weeks again next year. Prime Minister Boris Johnson said today that the last three weeks have been the ‘best fun I’ve had in years – [read...]
Following days of debate and accusations of cowardice Boris Johnson has agreed to be grilled on air, but only by One Show presenters Alex Jones and Matt Baker. ‘Crikey, what, they gave Theresa a real grilling when the interviewed her,’ [read...]
Medical staff in Uxbridge have confirmed that a rotund, comical looking man has been sectioned after complaints he was seen approaching seven year old schoolchildren and promising them outrageous presents in time for Christmas. ‘No idea who he thinks he is,’ [read...]
Jo Swinson has complained that the Conservatives and Labour have ‘land grabbed’ the Middle Eastern religious bigotry to not root out. ‘Islamaphobics are gravitating to the Conservatives thanks to their inability to purge Islamaphobia from the party, [read...]
