Tourism officials on both sides of the Irish border are finding themselves inundated with visitors from abroad who want to see the Irish Backstop for themselves. ‘We’ve been getting calls from all over the globe about the backstop,’ [read...]
When the guy nobody remembers who represented the place in the Midlands nobody’s heard of resigned today he decided he’d had enough. [read...]
‘I won £1.2 million in June last year, had to get the train to Watford to pose for the photo with the cheque,’ said William today. ‘Then the trouble started. You try getting on a Virgin Pendilino with an oversize cheque. [read...]
‘My neighbour claimed for PPI, and he got £13000. His cousin got £12000. Me – I didn’t get a penny,’ complained Bruce Aldridge today. ‘I never fell for that PPI shit – first they tried pre ticking the box, [read...]
In a leaked memo, the remain strategy group have confirmed that their only real prospect of derailing Brexit is to sneak Benedict Cumberbatch into Downing Street and have him replace Dominic Cummings. ‘He did it on TV, [read...]
