Both Brexit supporting scientists have swung behind the initiative to reverse climate change. ‘The UK post Brexit can’t reverse it on its own,’ admitted the scientists. ‘That would take an organisation at least the size of the EU to coordinate,’ [read...]
Council officials have ensured that the Cenotaph in Bolton town centre is to be covered in opaque material while they decide what to do with the stone construction. ‘Clearly the naming of individuals who have died serving our country is a breach of their personal data and being dead they are unlikely to be able… [read...]
Climate scientists have concluded that it is the amount of humans on the planet that is the cause of climate change, not what they do. ‘If there were, say, a dozen or so humans then things wouldn’t be so bad,’ [read...]
The Japanese have fired an explosive charge into an asteroid in near Earth orbit in order to find out what damage Brexit is likely to cause: ‘Sure, we might find out how to avoid the destruction that wiped out the dinosaurs, [read...]
Both Prime Minister, Theresa May, and former Home Secretary Ann Widecommbe have agreed to perform a dance-off to solve the Brexit impasse ‘once and for all’. Both are noted for their fluid moves and currently are representing different corners of the British political landscape. [read...]
