A Northamptonshire woman is recovering in hospital after getting lost in her local Waitrose and surviving on ‘filtered spring water and a daily free cup of coffee’, supplemented by berries from the breakfast aisle. ‘I became lost and disorientated somewhere around the sale items,’ [read...]
Former Great British Bake Off judge Mary Berry has been held on charges of terrorism, following a tip off from a Post Office worker. ‘She walked into the Post Office with a suspicious looking parcel and asked for it to be posted second class,’ [read...]
Albert Robbins has made the Guinness Book of Records today as his temporary repair to the salad shelf in his Indesit fridge, carried out in 2010, passed the seven years point. It supersedes a repair to the toilet handle in a Canterbury B & [read...]
The controversial street painter known as Banksy has been revealed to be Prince Charles, art investigators have revealed today. ‘His Royal Highness’ love of art is well known, his cheeky and radical approach less so,’ [read...]
Akie Abe, Japan’s First Lady, has spoken out against President Trump’s assertion that she speaks ‘no English, zero.’ ‘I was educated at the bleedin’ English school in Japan – what do you think the teachers spoke? [read...]
