Despite the success of its strategic alliances with other outcast entities such as Iran and the DUP, pariah state North Korea has decided that lining up with Ryanair was a mistake. ‘We were impressed with Ryanair’s utter contempt for passengers and employees,’ [read...]
‘Teachers are pouring numbers out onto the white boards, smart screens and worksheets like there’s no tomorrow,’ complained one supplier of ‘integers, fractions and other random numbers’ to the Department for Education. [read...]
Following the revelation that the passage that has been used by the Roman Catholic church to prevent women being ordained was written a long time after the main text, researchers now believe the whole book from Genesis to the closing chapter of Dan Brown’s latest novel might actually be fiction. [read...]
Police have confirmed that an employee of Lidl has been arrested in the ongoing investigation into the London Tube bomb attack. ‘Initially we thought it was a lone wolf but now it transpires that the bomber may have had assistance, [read...]
A Telford office manager has been awarded a prestigious award from the Institute of Managers for ‘showing initiative and original thinking without slavishly copying a senior manager or following a how-to-manage textbook.’ Brian Little, who manages a small team of ten call agents, [read...]
