In a rush to embrace new technology, Health Secretary Matt Hancock has pledged to remove the use of semaphore from the NHS by 2021. ‘The cost of replacing flags has risen sharply over the last few years, [read...]
In a surprise move today the Prime Minister and the Leader of the Opposition joined the Labour and Conservative rebels who have walked away from their respective Parties. ‘It was a no-brainer,’ said the Prime Minister today. [read...]
Having saved the taxpayer a fortune by spotting the flaw in the Seaborne Freight bid, Chris Grayling has decided to intervene in the burgeoning satire industry that should be overseen by the Minister of Sports and Meeja Jeremy Wright but isn’t as nobody knows who he is despite being in charge since July last year…. [read...]
Theresa May has confirmed that Chris Grayling won’t stand down because ‘I’ve got bigger things for him to do,’ a euphemism used whenever the Brexit Secretary role is up for rotation. The post, currently held by someone known as ‘thingummy’ [read...]
Prime Minister Theresa May announced today that her controversial backstop is to be dropped from her Brexit deal with the EU and replaced with ‘an entirely different frontstop arrangement’. The frontstop will sit approximately ten inches inside the Northern Ireland border, [read...]
