In a landmark deal struck with the EU, Theresa May has reduced the European Union into a virtual vassal state, she announced today. ‘We no longer need to spend millions creating rules and regulations, the EU will do that for us, [read...]
Theresa May announced today a very optimistic and upbeat evaluation of the Brexit talks. ‘The only thing to agree about now is the degree of disagreement between us, the EU and Members of Parliament,’ she said today, [read...]
Following on from the success of refusing to take calls about lost property, all UK Police forces have extended the list of traditional tasks that they will no longer do. ‘Telling random members of the public the time is a complete and utter waste of police resources,’ [read...]
A study reported in the British Medical Journal claims to have found a causal link between reading ‘certain tabloid newspapers and early onset coronary disease.’ In particular the study finds that habitual use of tabloids in the Inflammatory Group of newspapers, [read...]
As if things couldn’t get any worse for beleaguered PM Theresa May, news has emerged that at a recent meeting of government pets a motion to reject the Chequers Plan was carried unanimously. Mrs May has expressed her ‘disappointment’ [read...]
