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Articles by throngsman
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Government denies conspiracy charge after General Election 2017 results leaked
The government has denied any wrongdoing in the General Election, despite the leak of the 2017 results on Wikileaks weeks before polling day. ‘What is more important,’ said Prime Minister Theresa May today, ‘is who leaked the results early?’ [read...]
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God identifies as atheist
In a frank interview, God has stated he doesn’t believe in Himself. ‘It was the Stephen Fry case that tipped me,’ He admitted today. ‘l guess I was more or less agnostic up to that point, [read...]
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God issued subpoena in Stephen Fry case
Irish lawyers have confirmed that a key witness in the Stephen Fry blasphemy case had failed to turn up for preliminary court sittings. ‘His lawyer insists he’s here, he’s there, he’s, apparently, every-bloody-where,’ said a defence lawyer representing Mr Fry, [read...]
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Government claim they aim to secure parity with Royal Family after election
On the campaign trail today, Theresa May urged Britons to vote Conservative stating that only they will promise everyone the same opportunities as the richest family in the country. ‘We believe everyone should have the right to work until they are 95′, [read...]