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Articles by Titus
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Barrister Charges Family Of Deceased Fox £500 Consultancy Fee
Speaking to the press the barrister said: ‘The fox in question sought my professional guidance on what the probable penalty would be, if he were to be apprehended, charged and convicted of breaking and entering, [read...]
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Satirical website to be neutral on polling day
NewsBiscuit, a shadowy, secretive website which poses as an amusing source of satire but which is actually an energetic, investigative journalistic resource, passionately committed to always, consistently, telling the whole and absolute impartial truth about absolutely everything at all times and secretly relied on as an honest, [read...]
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Tories consider scrapping Universal Credit – but not replacing it
‘Well, isn’t that what you said you wanted?’ says Boris. ‘That’ll pay for those hundreds of new trees and the planting of thousands of new hospitals every week or whatever it was we’ve promised this week’ [read...]
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Parliament split over type of ‘ditch’
Arguments over whether it should be a dry or a flooded ditch, a clean one or a muddy one, how deep and which way up have been eclipsed by debate over whether the event should be televised, [read...]