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Articles by Titus
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Tusk To Block Free Movement Between Special Place & Other Parts Of Hell
Donald Tusk has been accused of inconsistency after announcing that there is no permitted free movement of people between the special place in Hell reserved for Brexiteers, and the rest of Hell, or the ‘Eternal Underground’ [read...]
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NewsBiscuit’s Guide To Weasel Words
From the evasive to the downright shifty – let NewsBiscuit help you navigate through the sea of doublespeak. – ‘helping the police with their enquiries’ = held in custody and not tellin”em nuffimk, copper – [read...]
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Second Referedum Ballot Form Revealed
NewsBiscuit has been leaked a draft copy of the 2nd EU Referendum ballot paper should one go ahead. 2nd EU Referendum Ballot paper Please number your preference in order, with ‘1’ as your first choice etc. [read...]
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Security scare after Queen’s personal details leaked
There was panic among security officials yesterday when it became apparent that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second of England had had her personal details taken and published on the internet. Her home address and the addresses of other places where she regularly stays were revealed, [read...]