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‘The smart thing to do would be to keep this aid at the promised level’ said the chairman of of one multi-squillion pounds arms manufacturing company ‘Even if that necessitated an 0.00002% decrease in British defence spending to make good the financial cost.’ [read...]
Although Wednesday night’s plans to mint a special commemorative £2-0 coin have been put on hold until Sunday’s result is known, a more urgent decision is currently awaited regarding the proposed ennoblement of Gareth (or possibly Sir Gareth, [read...]
Boris: ‘This Superleave footballsup thing or whatever it’s called and whatever it is, is outrageous – I will fight it. Er, are you listening, Red Wall voters?’ [read...]
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