Lingering regulars of the Bull’s Hitter’s Arms, Middletown, unanimously agreed at closing time last night that their mate ought to be leading the country. ‘All this waffle from politicians, who haven’t got their act together and haven’t got a clue. [read...]
At a recent specially convened international conference, leading mathematicians, statisticians, linguists, dictionary publishers and professional footballers have agreed that in todays modern, fast-moving progressive world it is no longer acceptable to try to cling on to old-fashioned and outdated ideas of what words mean. [read...]
During his daily briefing in the White House, a defiant Donald Trump replied to some tricky questions about his tax returns, using it as an opportunity to adjust the angle of his hair and attack US Presidential hopeful, [read...]
The handful of people likely to form the socially-distanced audience at the last night of this year’s Promenade Concerts will be asked to bring kazoos, or a paper and comb, or else just hum along while the concluding anthems Rule Britannia and Jerusalem are played. [read...]
Economists and the financial press have been gobsmacked as reports have slowly begun to filter through of ‘somewhat less than positive recent growth in the prosperity and general economic wellbeing of the United Kingdom’ following months of lockdown, [read...]
