‘Our lives will not be worth living if we no longer have access to the exquisite English cuisine, refreshing climate and intellectual supporters of le football’ said one rioter, dressed in a yellow jacket to symbolise the distinctive complexion of inhabitants of their neighbouring humid, [read...]
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‘He is clearly a disgusting racist’ protested one critic. [read...]
Saudi Arabia has investigated the mysterious disappearance of Jamal Khashoggi and found that he has died from completely natural causes, according to official spokesman Mohammed Bin Lynr. ‘These were. principally, blood loss, breathing failure and the fact that his heart had ceased to beat. [read...]
Cosmonauts Nick Hague and Alexey Ovchinin have been slated for recklessly abandoning the security of their Soyuz launch rocket after a minor incident and heading off in an unknown direction, with no clear plan of which country or countries they might have to deal with. [read...]
