Articles by Titus
Scientists working to develop placebo virus
‘It needs to be completely undetectable, and unfortunately this will make it very difficult for us to find out whether we’ve been successful or not.’ [read...]
Queen maintains an ‘unamused silence’ as conjecture continues over her age
Over the years there has been conjecture regarding the age of The Queen. Many scholars argue that although she was born in 1926, having a couple of birthdays each year actually makes her 188 years old. [read...]
If Trump ‘won’, can he run again in 2024?
In 2024, if at tht tine he is still claiming to have won the 2020 presidential election, that would have given him his second term of office so he would not be eligible to stand again. [read...]
Public parks fill with frisky, freshly-released vaccinated octogenarians
The hyper-active OAPs have been behaving like frisky cattle, which had been over-wintered indoors, and have just been turned out onto fresh spring pasture for the first time. [read...]