Following the startling rise through the IS ranks by Shamina Begum, senior officers in charge of training at Sandhurst have decided to widen the pool from which they draw recruits for officer training. Speaking at the Royal Military Academy, [read...]
With the possibility of a snap General Election still possible, Conservative Party Central Office has been working on a manifesto that can be published at short notice. Described as a ‘Best Of’ or ‘Tory Party greatest hits’, [read...]
French Zoologist Pierre Camembert, who claims to have rediscovered the lost land of Britain, has finally presented a preliminary record of his adventures to the Institut National De L’information Geographique in Paris. Fascinated by stories of how the once great empire became cut off from the rest of the world in 2020, [read...]
Staff at Theresa May’s country home today confirmed that civil war has erupted in the house over Mrs May’s plans for Christmas. According to the under house parlour maid, discussions between Mrs May and her husband have been ongoing since January, [read...]
Nursery School teacher Charlotte Kirk today explained why trying to teach children right from wrong has become harder and harder since Parliament has been televised. ‘When I was training,’ Charlotte said, ‘we were taught that children would have role models they could look up to, [read...]
