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Employees lying about graduating from University of Life
For the record, no further applications will be considered until September 2030 at the earliest. The School of Hard Knocks refused to comment. [read...]
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Triumphant Johnson returns from Europe promising ‘peace in our time’
Excited crowds gathered today at Croydon Aerodrome as Britain’s Prime Minister, Boris Johnson arrived back in triumph from Europe after his successful trip on behalf of her majesty’s subjects. [read...]
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Sunday Times to replace Rich List with Sh*ts List
Following a government announcement that it is looking to break away from all of the EU’s restrictive rules on workers’ rights, health and safety and turn the UK into the largest tax haven in the world, [read...]
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Boats ready to tow Britain away from EU, Brexit party confirms
A leaked document from the Brexit party today confirmed that two of the largest tugboats ever designed are under construction in a disused Pottery in Stoke.
Funded jointly by Aaron Banks and Jacob Rees-Mogg, [read...]
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Canine Genital Mutilation: Britain’s hidden scandal
In what is thought to be the first case of its kind, a Cocker Spaniel called Rusty is suing a couple from Hampshire in the High Court for subjecting him to canine genital mutilation (CGM) without his consent. [read...]