For the record, no further applications will be considered until September 2030 at the earliest. The School of Hard Knocks refused to comment. [read...]
Excited crowds gathered today at Croydon Aerodrome as Britain’s Prime Minister, Boris Johnson arrived back in triumph from Europe after his successful trip on behalf of her majesty’s subjects. [read...]
A leaked document from the Brexit party today confirmed that two of the largest tugboats ever designed are under construction in a disused Pottery in Stoke.
Funded jointly by Aaron Banks and Jacob Rees-Mogg, [read...]
In what is thought to be the first case of its kind, a Cocker Spaniel called Rusty is suing a couple from Hampshire in the High Court for subjecting him to canine genital mutilation (CGM) without his consent. [read...]