Following reports of Arsenal’s Aaron Ramsey’s moved to join Juventus this summer; pundits are speculating that he may be joined by the Conservatives stopper centre half Theresa May. Pundits are speculating that with May having fallen out of favour with the Tories, [read...]
With negotiations at stalemate with Brussels, Theresa May has brought in a team of advisors from a Surrey infants school. For the last week, children have been showing senior ministers how to get their own way despite being told no, [read...]
An investigation and study by a leading University has shown that there really isn’t anything Boris will not do or perform for cash. The professor leading the team told us that part of the investigation included sending Mr Johnson a list of requests for services. [read...]
Michael Seuss from East London today explained why he bitterly regrets teaching his 5 year old Tom Cat to speak. Inspired by TV programmes such as You’ve Been Framed, the currently unemployed engineer, spent months patiently teaching Eric to turn his purrs into recognisable human speech. [read...]
A spokesman told a reporter that the MOD was confident that whether the team needed armless, legless or shell shocked athletes there would be no reduction in the pool of talent available to selectors. [read...]
