A visibly shaken Rishi Sunak today told reporters how Friday’s cabinet meeting was gate crashed by two burly collection agents reportedly working for the Bank of England. Fighting back the tears, the Chancellor recalled how the “Financial advisers” had reminded him that a large loan was coming due for repayment and that payment would be… [read...]
With Government funding being withdrawn in July, record crowds are expected to gather to see London’s homeless being released back into the wild. ‘Having been housed indoors in hotels and B & B’s for the last couple of months, [read...]
Fred had been convinced that by voting for Cecil de la Hunt, his local Conservative candidate, he would be catapulted up the social ladder and that he would take his rightful place with the great and the good of the town. [read...]
Still basking in the glory of their election triumph, the Tory inner circle called a press conference today to clear up what Michael Gove described as a few little misunderstandings. This has led to the party manifesto being recalled to the manufacturer for some technical updates. [read...]
Duncan Smith insists that to get to his level of gluttony has taken years of hard work. Early morning starts ,polishing off, 15 weetabix, 3 bowls of porridge and a double full English before being pushed in a wheelbarrow to Westminster to submit ones expenses takes a lot of effort. [read...]
