With the Government convinced of victory at the General Election, Dominic Cummings is putting his plan in place for the UK to crash out of the EU without a deal in December 2020. As the United Kingdom is now a laughing stock, [read...]
Downing Street are today said to be trying to diffuse a very difficult situation after a leaked memo shows Boris Johnson calling for massive cuts to school funding should he win the next election. Insiders report that Boris returned from a visit to a local primary school purple with rage after he was subjected to… [read...]
Householders all across the country are said to be delighted that the Conservative party have brought a touch of nostalgia to this year’s General election. Tory party workers going door to door are offering voters an idea from the past first introduced by dear old Woollies back in the day, [read...]
It was a sad day today at Rees-Mogg towers as the family finally announced the retirement of long-serving Nanny, Nancy Bevan (97). Reading from a prepared statement, Mr Rees-Mogg said that the family is devastated to be losing such a much-loved and respected member of staff; [read...]
