Fred had been convinced that by voting for Cecil de la Hunt, his local Conservative candidate, he would be catapulted up the social ladder and that he would take his rightful place with the great and the good of the town. [read...]
Still basking in the glory of their election triumph, the Tory inner circle called a press conference today to clear up what Michael Gove described as a few little misunderstandings. This has led to the party manifesto being recalled to the manufacturer for some technical updates. [read...]
Duncan Smith insists that to get to his level of gluttony has taken years of hard work. Early morning starts ,polishing off, 15 weetabix, 3 bowls of porridge and a double full English before being pushed in a wheelbarrow to Westminster to submit ones expenses takes a lot of effort. [read...]
Having been kept away from the public since his reported comment that Immigrants make excellent kindling, Jacob Rees- Moggs has burst back onto the public stage with his thoughts on Life expectancy in Britain. [read...]
A consortium of private health providers both here and in the USA have drawn up a list of handy hints and tip to help the general public prior to the Government scrapping the NHS. [read...]
