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Trump threatens trade-war with Moon
“US has spend $bns on the moon over years an got nothing bak,” began one Tweet, concluding with “MUST END NOW!!!”. [read...]
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No. 10 confirms: PM trip to G20 “Just for the air miles”
Downing street tonight confirmed what most commentators had been speculating – the PM will be attending this week’s G20 summit in Japan solely for the air miles. Following a tenure in No 10 marked by the constant achievement of nothing useful at all, [read...]
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Met Office Warning: “Paraffin-Flavoured Chicken” level Very High this weekend
The UK Metrological office has today warned that the national Paraffin-Flavoured Chicken index may reach a record high this weekend and have increased their usual summer weekend PFC Warning from “Moderate” to the maximum “Very High”. [read...]
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Future of Brexit to be decided by hand-to-Hans combat
Leaked details have begun to emerge of plans that could see Britain’s future in Europe decided by mortal combat between the various warring sides. The plans, discovered on laptop thrown from a Camberwell window on Friday night, [read...]
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May cries ‘Prank’, claiming Brexit a massive practical joke
There was confusion and bewilderment in Westminster as Prime Minister Teresa May stood in the house of Commons and shouted ‘Prank’, claiming that the whole Brexit process had been a huge practical joke. ‘You didn’t really believe it did you?’ [read...]