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Trucker completes day 35 of Olympic Breakfast relay

The 43-year-old trucker is on a 70-day tour of the UK stopping at every Little Chef en route to the opening ceremony to put away a full Olympic Breakfast.

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Posted: May 22nd, 2012
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Paul Gambaccini ‘sick to death’ of saying nice things about dead pop singers.

The 63 year old DJ has called time on eulogising over dead pop singers after being wheeled out once too often in recent weeks to say nice things about artists such as Donna Summer, former Booker T bassist Donald ‘Duck’ Dunn and again today, following the demise of Bee Gee Robin Gibb.

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Posted: May 21st, 2012
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Catholic customs catch man smuggling condoms inside massive consignment of drugs

Investigation finally reached a climax‘This is a major victory in our War on Prophylactics.’

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Posted: May 21st, 2012
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Badger militia group claims third victim

The war against badgers took a backward step today as the Badger Rights Alliance (BRA) claimed it’s 3rd victim in as many weeks. Clive Wormley a 48 year old cattle farmer from Staffordshire was killed by a roadside badger while taking his herd to the dairy for milking at 5:30am today.

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2011
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Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Turtle found living rough in LA sewer

A Youtube video showing the former hero in a half-shell, Ninja turtle, Leonardo is causing an internet sensation.

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Posted: Jan 29th, 2011
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