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Paul Gambaccini ‘sick to death’ of saying nice things about dead pop singers.

The 63 year old DJ has called time on eulogising over dead pop singers after being wheeled out once too often in recent weeks to say nice things about artists such as Donna Summer, former Booker T bassist Donald ‘Duck’ Dunn and again today, following the demise of Bee Gee Robin Gibb.

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Posted: May 21st, 2012
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Badger militia group claims third victim

The war against badgers took a backward step today as the Badger Rights Alliance (BRA) claimed it’s 3rd victim in as many weeks. Clive Wormley a 48 year old cattle farmer from Staffordshire was killed by a roadside badger while taking his herd to the dairy for milking at 5:30am today.

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2011
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Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Turtle found living rough in LA sewer

A Youtube video showing the former hero in a half-shell, Ninja turtle, Leonardo is causing an internet sensation.

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Posted: Jan 29th, 2011
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Dismay as UK’s last traditional wordsmith shop closes

‘The evolvement of an expansive gamut of broadcasted intercourse addressed by the televisual promulgators at our impressible progeny, is cultivating a proliferation of fallacious conceptions germane to the veridical employment of our copacetic vernacular.’

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Posted: Jan 8th, 2011
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Britain’s oldest working prostitute dies aged 93

Beryl Oldacre, Britain’s longest serving street walker has finally hung up her fishnet support tights and laid down, for once, to rest.

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Posted: Oct 18th, 2010
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