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Queen decides to ‘pull the plug’ on Parliament after next term

Her Majesty the Queen has decided that the concept of a UK Government made up of popularly elected public representatives has ‘run it’s course’ and will not be opening Parliament after the next term of office.

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Posted: Aug 28th, 2009
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Tesco car parks to offer ‘lazy bastard’ parking bays

Drivers using the bays must be too bloody lazy to walk the 50 yards or so from the general parking to the shop entrance.Tesco supermarket car parks will be offering specially marked parking spaces for idle shoppers from tomorrow.

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2009
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Catholic customs catch man smuggling condoms inside massive consignment of drugs

Investigation finally reached a climax‘This is a major victory in our War on Prophylactics.’

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Posted: May 22nd, 2009
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Mugabe calls for UK to be kicked out of Commonwealth

Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe has claimed that week’s expenses revelations are symptomatic of the widespread corruption within British politics.

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Posted: May 14th, 2009
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Struggling banks to take in laundry

As the bad financial news continues, the City was rife with reports that many banks have now turned to offering laundry services as one of a number of plans to help bring in that extra bit of cash.

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Posted: Mar 27th, 2009
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