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North London school admits ‘altitude gerrymandering’ to justify 4×4 school-runs

top of the pileEnvironmentalists have launched a scathing attack on a new North London school after it was built precariously on the summit of an imported Welsh foot-hill, giving school-run parents a proper excuse to own 4x4s.

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Posted: Feb 8th, 2013
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Water cost rise blamed on fake tan glut

there should be a law against itThe increasing cost of water to consumers is being blamed on the huge volume of fake tan in Britain’s water supply leaving treatment plants struggling to cope, according to a report by the utilities companies.

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Posted: Feb 6th, 2013
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Lidl rename cheese ‘yummy moo lumps’ after letter from moron

they'll just pop out the back and see if there's any in stock‘We received a letter written in crayon from one of the dullards that shops here, and we knew we could get some publicity out of it,’ explained Director of Idiot Management, Jeremy Faulds.

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Posted: Feb 5th, 2013
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Clarkson defends new series of ‘The Black and White Top Gear Show’

also available in Ferrari 458Clarkson and his co-presenters have been criticised for ‘blacking up’ once again

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Posted: Feb 4th, 2013
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‘Now give us an in/out vote on the UK’, demands Middle England

a simple choiceBuoyed by the opportunity to make a knee-jerk exit from EU membership, voters in England are calling for the right to leave other well-established clubs that they’ve never had much interest in.

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Posted: Jan 29th, 2013
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