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BBC confirms plan to move all men’s programmes to Dave

Clarkson to test drive Fiona Bruce in Antiques Road show SpecialThe BBC has confirmed that it no longer intends to show programmes that appeal directly to men on BBC One or BBC Two, and will transfer any show with a glimmer of masculinity straight to rival channel ‘Dave’.

With male viewing figures falling as low as 8 during recent episodes of ‘The Voice’, the BBC hopes to free up their flagship channels for similarly uninclusive programmes.

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Posted: May 16th, 2012
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Kate Middleton signs for ‘Disney Princesses’

She now joins Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel and that Red Indian one that wasn’t really a princess but what the hey.

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Posted: May 16th, 2012
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Local Lothario celebrates eighth full year of paternity leave

Grobbelaar (27), from Liverpool, received the happy news via text message from current girlfriend Sandy Twittock, whilst feeling up her sister in the snug of The Philanderer’s Arms.

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Posted: May 15th, 2012
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Britain’s endangered wing mirror spider – an appeal

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Posted: May 9th, 2012
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Google Earth Residents’ Association issues notice to ‘scruffy’ Norway

Chairman of the Google Earth Residents’ Association, Jerome Hanley, has finally taken action against a nuisance neighbour. Poorly maintained, scruffy and with several bits missing, the state of the Norwegian coastline has caused nothing but embarrassment to its Scandinavian neighbours.

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Posted: May 6th, 2012
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