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Livingstone reveals ‘turning down CBE was my greatest honour’

Wondering why Boris didn't get offered one for services to marriageFormer politician Ken Livingstone has announced with quiet dignity on national radio that he ‘jumped at the chance’ to turn down a CBE.

Livingstone explained that he didn’t think politicians should be eligible for the honour, but at the same time wanted as many people as possible to know that he’d been offered one.

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Posted: Dec 29th, 2012
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Police slammed for not taking marmalade theft seriously

Manchester police have been heavily criticised after refusing to act on a tip-off about a marmalade theft. Instead, the Peelers dismissed the warning as a hoax, which ultimately led to a disappointing breakfast.

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Posted: Dec 29th, 2012
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Blue WKD Grand Cru targets stuffy world of wine snobs

has a delightful nose, welcoming palate, great legs and totally wants to shag youThe makers of popular lout juice Blue WKD are hoping to attract a better class of alcoholic, after building a factory in one of France’s premier wine regions.

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Posted: Dec 23rd, 2012
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Flat 4, Trenton Villas named ‘Britain’s most desirable place to live’

A two-bedroom flat on the outskirts of Luton is the best place to live in Britain, according to an estate agent at the Halifax. The third storey property, which features asbestos and cardboard, saw off stiff competition from Tunbridge Wells, Hart in Hampshire and a 2008 Swift Challenger caravan, 3 berth, no offers.

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Posted: Dec 23rd, 2012
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Elton John pregnant, expecting a ‘Christmas Baby’

still standing, better than he ever didMusical supremo Elton John has revealed that scientists have successfully made him pregnant, using the genetically modified womb from an old bear. Sir Elton, 65, has barely suffered any signs of morning sickness, although he did feel the urge to hibernate in late November.

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Posted: Dec 17th, 2012
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