After the disastrous appointment of an HSE professional by Al Qeedah, the organization took a further step into the dark ages when the video controller was lost. Previous problems with the little cover over the batteries getting lost and the batteries falling out nearly proved insurmountable until Mohammed (deceased) sorted the problem with some infidel sellotape. However the loss of the controller originally thought to have occurred when Mahmoud (deceased) left with it in his jacket pocket, was solved when it was found, somewhat predictably, down the back of the sofa.

A spokesman for Al Qeeda, Mohammid, now sadly deceased, announced to the eager world that this was a small setback for the organization but they had been trying to upgrade to a new DVD recorder in the near future. It had been ordered over the internet but the delivery was not by Interlink, as specified on the order, but by an infidel cruise missile. Condolences to Mohamed, his lovely child, Mohammed, 4 goats, Toyota pickup, thermos flask (made in china) and his 4 wives, sadly vaporized.