Ad agencies employing qualified ‘emotional rapists’ over Christmas period
Advertising agencies have taken to hiring freelance emotional rapists in order to fulfil retailers’ demands for increasingly cynical and manipulative Christmas commercials.
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Local Sales Manager releases Director’s cut of ’2012_EMEA_Sales_Forecast.ppt’
Newly appointed regional sales manager and art-house power-point auteur, Jean-Claude Cavaillier, has won a victory for creative integrity by releasing his original 35 slide version of “2012_EMEA_Sales_Forecast.ppt”, hailing it as the true crystalisation of his vision for 2012 sales in Europe, Middle East and Africa.
Anti-capitalist protester starts ‘anti-capitalist events management company’
An anti-capitalist protester camping outside St Paul’s Cathedral in London confirmed today that the experience has inspired him to start ‘ProtestEx’ – the world’s first event management company dedicated to ‘making sure your bid to overthrow the status quo goes without a hitch’.
Robert Peston’s smugness growing as world nears economic meltdown
‘Inflation of Robert’s ego is running at an all-time high and rising interest rates among viewers only seem to be making the problem worse.’
Authorities threaten St Paul’s protestors with George Monbiot
Anti-capitalist protestors are in disarray after being told they face a lengthy and crushingly boring visit from columnist and self-styled eco-warrior George Monbiot if they don’t withdraw from their encampment in St Paul’s Square.
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