Liz Truss to become everybody’s ‘crazy aunt’
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Citizens are to be offered a ‘crazy aunt’ as part of new levelling up plans by HMG. “We’re fed up looking at poor people”, a spokesman...
deskpilot
- Apr 17
Diplomats’ bonuses cancelled and clawed back
Given the entirely crap state of world peace, all UN members have agreed to cancel performance pay and performance bonuses for their...
#Wrenfoe
- Apr 16
'Hillsborough *sad face emoji*', Starmer tells The Sun
Standing resplendent in a 'I 💓Thatcher' t-shirt, our next PM declared his intention to found a Hillsborough Law - to protect any former...
stewartbarclay
- Apr 16
Angela Rayner is Keyser Soze confirm Conservatives
Capo dei capi Angela Rayner now stands accused of the Brinks Mat robbery, the disappearance of Shergar and being both Jack the Ripper and...
Chipchase
- Apr 16
Dyson reinvents the hammer
Not content charging the gormless well north of £300 pounds for a hairdryer, and almost £500 for hair straighteners, top inventor, James...
Steveb
- Apr 15
Portugal to have traditional sex festival
Because Portugal doesn't have enough national holidays and festivals going on throughout the year, Portuguese Tourism has voted...
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