A Norfolk woman has revealed how her employer’s mandatory time-recording process now takes far longer to complete than any of the work it actually reports on.
Sally Jennings, a ‘Systems Thinker’ from Norwich, has been trapped in her office unable to clock-out since February last year, [read...]
With the manufacturing industry in decline and the public sector is sold off for ‘spare parts’, there will be a significant expansion in ‘those in need of a sugar rush’. It does however mean that 70% of the UK’s output will now be based on school tuck-shop revue; [read...]
The theatrical agency representing the person responsible for a third of ‘Top Gear’s Ironic World of Lazy Stereotypes’, has revealed that Richard Hammond will be under new ownership as of next year. With Morrisons (Hammond’s favourite food store) delivering through Amazon (Hammond’s favourite online retailer) who now employ Jeremy Clarkson (Hammond’s second favourite fallen angel), [read...]
Research by the LIGO Collaboration has revealed that a good accountant can warp space-time as well as your tax bill. A billion light-years from what everyone else pays, two black holes (‘what Google owes’ and ‘what Google makes’) have collided to generate a distortion in the fabric of corporate tax codes and bag-douchery. [read...]