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Get Gary Glitter’s vile new album FREE with the Daily Mail

Exclusively in this Saturday’s outraged Daily Mail, we bring you the songs too sick to publish, from the convicted paedo pop star we said should never be heard from again.

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Chris Evans ‘can’t wait’ to be a little bit racist

'Don't forget your fatwa!'The BBC has announced that Mr. Evans will be the latest recipient of TV’s ‘carte blanche’ – the freedom to offend with impunity. At an unveiling ceremony the TV and radio personality was handed an oversized blank cheque, a box-set of ‘Love thy neighbour’ and the keys to Richard Hammond.

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Kate Moss fails to disguise herself as hand luggage

EasymoneySupermodel and infamous supporter of Colombian farming, Kate Moss, has been escorted off an EasyJet plane, having been caught imitating a Burberry bag.

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Blair named as Middle-England Peace Envoy in ongoing Clarkson row

determined to take the 'larks' out of ClarksonThe government confirmed today that Tony Blair is to take on the weighty responsibility as mediator in the Clarkson Crisis before the UK descends into all-out civil war.

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NHS ‘nearly killed’ Nigel Farage, promises to do better next time

if it weren't for all those foreign nurses, he wouldn't be hereFurther evidence has emerged of public health-care under-funding, as the NHS is failing to meet its target for killing off elderly racists. Doctors were forced apologise for the oversight and promised to do everything they could to give Jeremy Clarkson a dignified exit.

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