Britain’s love-rat celebs resume 3-in-a-bed phone sex romps
With the News of the World closure, Premier League footballers, Blue Peter presenters and MPs were poised by their phones ready to set up extra-marital affairs, drug-deals and Nazi orgies.
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Rupert Murdoch arrives to crowds, will play polo later and plant a tree
The happy couple, Rupert Murdoch and Rebekah Brooks enjoyed a walkabout with the cheering crowds who had gathered to welcome Britain’s official Head of State making a rare visit to his United Kingdom.
Proclaimers’ 1,000-mile walk to woman’s door ends in harassment charge
Musicians Craig and Charlie Reid were last night charged with aggravated sexual harassment. It is alleged that the Scottish twins had walked 500 miles and then walked 500 more to throw themselves at the feet of Jennifer Davenport, a 28-year-old primary school teacher from Brighton they had become infatuated with.
Victory for common sense as muggle newspaper names He Who Must Not Be Named
In a move certain to have a major impact on the magical establishment, a muggle newspaper has today defied the power of wizard law and taken the dramatic step of naming He Who Must Not Be Named, the mysterious “Dark Lord”.
Tesco super-saver injunctions flood the market for poorer celebrities
After the recent spate of super-injunctions served on the media by wealthy celebrities keen to conceal their indiscretions, their C-list colleagues have found themselves priced out of the market.
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