Bono launches charity for men who ‘can’t urinate while someone is next to them’
Pop philanthropist Bono has finally found a new cause to back, with no room for people to accuse him of hypocrisy.
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Jesus loses in ‘Masterchef – The Deities’ final following disappointing ‘loaves and fishes’ dish
Fans of the BBC’s popular ‘Masterchef – The Deities’ series were left reeling last night as odds-on favourite Jesus Christ fell at the last hurdle, handing victory on a plate to rank outsider Buddha.
Murdoch ‘tweets’ show vulnerable side of ‘table-thumping, power-crazed bastard’
‘I used to think Murdoch was a bit mean,’ claimed Doris Hampstead of Gosport. ‘But I hadn’t realised how hard it must be to be a soulless, money-obsessed monster.’
Victoria Beckham’s NY fashion show accused of using actual famine victims
It is believed the pop-star turned fashion guru has tired of the fees charged by professional anorexics and their agents and has looked to cheaper sources of malnourished labour to combat the economic downturn.
Nation enthralled as Kate does thing
Wearing a stunning double crepe wool coat in sumptuous chestnut brown, Catherine visited Liverpool or somewhere and saw some children who were probably sick or something like that.
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