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Barbie doll snapped on night out wearing no makeup and looking ‘porky’

Ken's leftFormer glamour role model Barbie has been slammed for her slovenly appearance as photographs of her ‘after a rough night’ were published by Heat magazine.

Once the high priestess of fashion, a tired-looking Barbie Doll was pictured emerging from her ‘Barbie Glam Convertible’ with a face ‘like a slapped arse’, wearing no obvious make-up, a mismatched, baggy outfit, and appearing, to one onlooker, ‘rather porky.’

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Cosmic Ordering Service goes into liquidation

No deal.In a shock announcement, the largest wish-list provider in the cosmos has been declared bankrupt, leaving many millions of customers unlikely to ever receive their orders.

‘This is the largest retail collapse in the entire history of the Universe,’ said BBC Business Editor Robert Peston, ‘and nobody saw it coming.’

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Luke Skywalker censures Daily Mail for slur against his father

the farce is strong with this oneThe controversy surrounding the freedom of the press took another sinister turn this morning after a tabloid article suggested that the popularity of yet another much-loved celebrity might have been misplaced, and urged the public to take another good, hard look at his dad.

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Man stares into the fetid maw of his own mortality watching ITV2′s ‘Big Reunion’

No. God no. Not them as well...!Steven Harris (32) from Croydon, South London reported feeling the crushing realisation that his best years are far behind him while watching an episode of ITV2′s ‘The Big Reunion: On Tour’ last Thursday.

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Art world shocked as new Peter Andre painting identified

there are limits to airbrushingThe piece, titled ‘Jordan mon amour’, had spent the last four years in a private collector’s bedroom after he had bought the artwork for £3 at a boot fair in June 2009.

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