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Fears that Royal baby may be victim of ‘accident of birth’

it's getting the silver spoon out intact that's going to be the tricky bitSources close to the royal family say there is widespread fear that the yet-to-be-born next-monarch-but-two might suffer from ‘accident of birth’ syndrome.

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Sir Tom Jones ‘far too sexy’ to be an organ donor

Why, why, whhyyy, just lie there?Welsh superstar Sir Tom Jones has expressed his concerns today following the announcement that all Welsh people will be classed as ‘assumed donors’ after they die, unless they fill out an ‘opt-out’ form.

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Sir Cliff Richard ‘delighted’ after Wimbledon ban finally lifted

still holding a candle for Sue BarkerThe ban, which stretches back to 1996, was imposed on the ageing pop star after his painful rendition of ‘Singing in the Rain’ on Centre Court left spectators traumatised and unable to enjoy the rest of the tennis.

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Infant Kardashian hailed as the Second Coming

You only have to look at the crib! God, it's awesome!As predicted by scritpure the event was known instantaneously and worldwide: ‘For as the lightning comes from the East and flashes to the West, so will a Reality TV star be born of the West’ [Matthew 24:27].

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Teenage girls told to ‘hide in lofts’ to avoid Justin Bieber

the finale solutionTeenage girls across Europe have today been warned to go into hiding to protect themselves from the increasingly sinister threat posed by pop star Justin Bieber. Critics of the 19-year-old Canadian, who has embarked on a campaign to cause offence throughout Europe, say he has already committed a number of atrocities to record and fear the situation could escalate.

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