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Man stares into the fetid maw of his own mortality watching ITV2′s ‘Big Reunion’

No. God no. Not them as well...!Steven Harris (32) from Croydon, South London reported feeling the crushing realisation that his best years are far behind him while watching an episode of ITV2′s ‘The Big Reunion: On Tour’ last Thursday.

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Art world shocked as new Peter Andre painting identified

there are limits to airbrushingThe piece, titled ‘Jordan mon amour’, had spent the last four years in a private collector’s bedroom after he had bought the artwork for £3 at a boot fair in June 2009.

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New TV series gives insight into chefs’ personal lives

Hell's kitten, reallyA new BBC TV series this autumn, Chefs In The Raw, will give an insight into the personal lives of some of the UK’s favourite television chefs. Here is a taster…

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Royal baby; Dad now giving too much information

It's a struggle-wuggle-wuggle, yesh it isss...Prince William proudly showed off his son to reporters again this morning, adding that he had watched the baby having his nappy changed and quipped that the young lad ‘certainly has a very healthy and active digestive system!’

Assembled journalists laughed at the nappy-changing reference, and reported that it showed that the second in line to the throne was just like any other new dad, getting to grips with being a father and adjusting to the very earthy nature of birth and babies.

‘Yes, this morning was a real hummer!’ the Prince added, wafting his hand in front of his nose. More laughter followed before the prince continued in more detail about his new son and the future George VII.

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Fiennes abandons expedition to find can of Coke with his name on

not the real thing, just a dreamBritish adventurer Sir Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes has said he’s been left feeling ‘deflated and unfulfilled’ after being forced to call off a three-month nationwide expedition to find a can or bottle of Coca-Cola with his name on. Leading a two hundred-strong team of researchers and scientists, the intrepid explorer finally admitted defeat and abandoned the expedition, conceding that the closest his team came to reaching their goal was finding a bottle branded ‘Randolph’.

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