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‘Walking with humans’ now number one thing-to-do-before-you-die for dolphins

next item: don't get caught in tuna netThe practice has recently gained huge popularity among dolphins and has been hailed as one of the most therapeutic and life-affirming experiences the world can offer a sea mammal.

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Nice new developments destroying concrete jungle faster than ever, say campaigners

you can't stop progressUrban environmentalists have launched a campaign to raise awareness of the increased detarmacation of the world’s concrete jungles.

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Rupert Bear mauls farmer to death defending Bill Badger from cull

this is not a time for poetry, ho ho.Farmer George McDonald, 74, was pronounced ‘irretrievably poorly’ at the scene.

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Wettest August on record sees Thames Water enforce ‘compulsory hosepipe use’

water fussAfter the MET Office announcement that August was the wettest for 100 years, Thames Water has declared a ’compulsory hosepipe use’. The moves comes just weeks after lifting a hosepipe ban that was enforced as a result of the wettest drought since records began.

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Tunbridge Wells fuels first ever whinge-turbines with record levels of outrage

hot air can also be used to heat the patioThe Coalition Government has hailed the country’s first ever ‘whinge-farm’ a huge success.
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