David Cameron’s face ‘looming larger than ever’, say astronomers
‘Hanging ominously in the night sky with its inscrutable face turned towards the earth, it’s a beautiful but disturbing sight.’
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‘Hanging ominously in the night sky with its inscrutable face turned towards the earth, it’s a beautiful but disturbing sight.’
Scottish First Minister Alex Salmond today signed an historic agreement to send two giant Scottish neds (non-educated delinquents) to the People’s Republic of China.
‘We were aware that we had a grave responsibility to act now and protect future generations of UN delegates from catastrophic summit venues.’
The team of researchers, backed by a £20m grant, were able to make an identical match to the famous Bentley flake, photographed 47 years ago by amateur snowflakeologist Wilson Bentley.

‘We’d tried the sound of gently lapping waves, birdsong and Beethoven’s Pastoral Symphony and none of it was helping the mother whale in the slightest.’