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Jeremy Kyle reunites adopted snow leopard with biological parents

bit the leg off the next guest, dodged the bouncers and headed for the mountainsTalk show host and professional chav-baiter, Jeremy Kyle, has used his daytime TV programme to arrange an emotional reunion between an adopted six year-old snow leopard and its biological parents.

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Water bosses praised for ‘far-sighted’ summer hosepipe ban

Thank goodness we didn't overwater the lawn this year‘It would have been like the bloody Sahara round here, if it weren’t for them geniuses. Well done them.’

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Met office suggests tropical storms could be calmer with blokes names

In the wake of the devastation caused by Superstorm Sandy scientists around the world have been looking at ways to reduce the impact of such natural disasters in the future.

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Nice new developments destroying concrete jungle faster than ever, say campaigners

you can't stop progressUrban environmentalists have launched a campaign to raise awareness of the increased detarmacation of the world’s concrete jungles.

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Rupert Bear mauls farmer to death defending Bill Badger from cull

this is not a time for poetry, ho ho.Farmer George McDonald, 74, was pronounced ‘irretrievably poorly’ at the scene.

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