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Newsbiscuit at 10!
Happy tenth anniversary to NewsBiscuit – Britain’s first daily news satire website. Unleashed upon an unsuspecting public on the 16th of September 2006. [read...]
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Pub where all the jokes happened forced to close
‘It seemed like every time there was a race meeting, a horse would break loose and go into the King’s Arms,’ said Lawrence. ‘Of course, being horses, they would normally just stand there looking vacant until the jockey retrieved them. [read...]
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Oompa Loompas speak out about abuse at hands of ‘cruel confectioner’
Diminutive factory workers for the Wonka confectionary brand have spoken out about dangerous working conditions and cruel treatment at the hands of Willy Wonka in the wake of the sweet maker’s death. The confectioner was already under investigation for a series of disappearances of children in the local area, [read...]
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Try ‘BET-STAG’
Following the success of ‘in game’ gambling on football matches, online betting agency Paddy Power has begun an experiment in what it calls ‘true life betting’. A pilot project took place over the weekend via a network of webcams following Steve Douglas’s stag weekend in Exeter. [read...]
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Middle manager jokes about BDSM that little bit too often
Colleagues of Rupert Underwood, a 43-year-old systems manager at the Swindon-based online credit processing firm Zentixx, have agreed unanimously that he makes supposedly ironic asides about BDSM far more often than would be likely by pure chance. [read...]