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A man who revealed he has started to take The Daily Mail after canceling his subscription to The Guardian which he had read for twenty-five years, has become widely regarded as a total cock by nearly everyone who knows him. [read...]
‘It’s not so much a Camberwell Carrot moment as a Brunei Bong one’ said Jake Smithers, spokesperson for the Sultan of Brunei. ‘Whatever we call it, we should definitely call my boss the Sultan of Swingers, [read...]
French Zoologist Pierre Camembert, who claims to have rediscovered the lost land of Britain, has finally presented a preliminary record of his adventures to the Institut National De L’information Geographique in Paris. Fascinated by stories of how the once great empire became cut off from the rest of the world in 2020, [read...]
The recent landmark decision by the MOD to allow female personnel to occupy all positions within the armed forces has left Britain’s elite soldiers filled with dread. Major Steve McCabe of the SAS, who wished only to be known as ‘Steve Mac’, [read...]
Experts have confirmed that Brexit has replaced Hitler as the leading endpoint of online debates. One researcher observed: ‘Such is the toxicity of Brexit that no-one has yet found a way of wanting to discuss anythingever again – let alone reviving a conversation once the ‘B-bomb’ has been dropped. [read...]
