NewsBiscuit weather supplement: So what exactly is this ‘snow’?
Meteorologists didn’t see it coming. Weathermen deny it. Transport planners are baffled by it. Drivers live in fear of it. Until yesterday, nobody had heard of it.
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Divorcing couple play football on Christmas Day
Joe and Paula Western decided to set aside their differences on Christmas day and play a game of football in no-mans land, the area between the house and the garden shed where Joe now sleeps.
BMW link to erectile dysfunction
Despite these problems, once behind the wheel of their Series 5’s, X1’s or Z4’s subjects expressed ‘absolute orgasmic pleasure’ at sitting on the arse of the car in front.
Cat’s life in balance as resistance develops to latest cat food
The life of Tibby, 7, from Carshalton, hangs in the balance today after she developed resistance to the latest, most powerful cat food last weekend.
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Queen’s Christmas message to be replaced with round-robin letter
‘One wishes William and Kate every happiness for the future, but William is his father’s son so we were sure to set up a cast-iron pre-nuptial agreement – and Philip has a contact he can call if ever things get out of hand.’
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