The use of chutney by men over sixty has reached epidemic proportions recently with many reporting using half a jar in a week. Chutney experts warn that at this time of year the British Isles are flooded with the tangy sticky temptation. [read...]
Royal circles are in a spin as today after Prince Charles admitted he’s fallen on hard times and is now in a significant financial hole after an ill-advised money deal turned sour and left him ‘in rather a pickle’. [read...]
59 AD – Boudicca calls for a referendum to exit the Roman Empire, but only 52% of Britons support such a dangerous idea.
1946 – New York Hospital announce birth of Baby born with its head wedged up its own
arse,Parents to name child Donald. [read...]
A man who revealed he has started to take The Daily Mail after canceling his subscription to The Guardian which he had read for twenty-five years, has become widely regarded as a total cock by nearly everyone who knows him. [read...]
‘It’s not so much a Camberwell Carrot moment as a Brunei Bong one’ said Jake Smithers, spokesperson for the Sultan of Brunei. ‘Whatever we call it, we should definitely call my boss the Sultan of Swingers, [read...]