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The recent landmark decision by the MOD to allow female personnel to occupy all positions within the armed forces has left Britain’s elite soldiers filled with dread. Major Steve McCabe of the SAS, who wished only to be known as ‘Steve Mac’, [read...]
Experts have confirmed that Brexit has replaced Hitler as the leading endpoint of online debates. One researcher observed: ‘Such is the toxicity of Brexit that no-one has yet found a way of wanting to discuss anythingever again – let alone reviving a conversation once the ‘B-bomb’ has been dropped. [read...]
It’s being claimed that some time in the not too distant future whenever we telephone a major corporation, the phone will not be answered by an automated robot, but in fact the voice we hear on the other end of the line will be a real human being! [read...]
A colleague annoyingly keeps referring to ideas that he has about work mates as Kompromat, using a heavy Scottish accent, and with a tense soundtrack constantly playing in the background, it has emerged today. Mike McBride, [read...]
Tesco supermarket has announced it will go into direct competition with Cooperative Funerals in a bid to corner the market in dead people. Tesco plan to follow the basic principle of ‘Stack ‘em high and sell ‘em cheap’ and will bury people in their car parks. [read...]
