The use of chutney by men over sixty has reached epidemic proportions recently with many reporting using half a jar in a week. Chutney experts warn that at this time of year the British Isles are flooded with the tangy sticky temptation. [read...]
‘I won £1.2 million in June last year, had to get the train to Watford to pose for the photo with the cheque,’ said William today. ‘Then the trouble started. You try getting on a Virgin Pendilino with an oversize cheque. [read...]
Royal circles are in a spin as today after Prince Charles admitted he’s fallen on hard times and is now in a significant financial hole after an ill-advised money deal turned sour and left him ‘in rather a pickle’. [read...]
59 AD – Boudicca calls for a referendum to exit the Roman Empire, but only 52% of Britons support such a dangerous idea.
1946 – New York Hospital announce birth of Baby born with its head wedged up its own
arse,Parents to name child Donald. [read...]
A man who revealed he has started to take The Daily Mail after canceling his subscription to The Guardian which he had read for twenty-five years, has become widely regarded as a total cock by nearly everyone who knows him. [read...]