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Kate’s portrait painter ‘has thing for Edwina Currie’

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Advertisement Feature: This year’s must-have Christmas gift for home and garden – the Plebgate

Available in exquisite wrought-iron moulding, this beautiful relic of aristocrat sensibility is the perfect gift for anyone who wants a purpose-made access point for visiting tradespeople and regrettable lower-class acquaintances.

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On the first day of Christmas, my stalker sent to me…

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New York cop looks forward to retirement after uneventful last week at work

not a single drug-crazed, gun-toting mugger encountered on his entire walk homeA hard-bitten New York cop is looking forward to a leisurely retirement tonight after failing to be killed in the line of duty during his last week in work.

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Makers of Peperami pull launch of new range ad campaign

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