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59 AD – Boudicca calls for a referendum to exit the Roman Empire, but only 52% of Britons support such a dangerous idea.
1946 – New York Hospital announce birth of Baby born with its head wedged up its own
arse,Parents to name child Donald. [read...]
A man who revealed he has started to take The Daily Mail after canceling his subscription to The Guardian which he had read for twenty-five years, has become widely regarded as a total cock by nearly everyone who knows him. [read...]
‘It’s not so much a Camberwell Carrot moment as a Brunei Bong one’ said Jake Smithers, spokesperson for the Sultan of Brunei. ‘Whatever we call it, we should definitely call my boss the Sultan of Swingers, [read...]
French Zoologist Pierre Camembert, who claims to have rediscovered the lost land of Britain, has finally presented a preliminary record of his adventures to the Institut National De L’information Geographique in Paris. Fascinated by stories of how the once great empire became cut off from the rest of the world in 2020, [read...]
It’s being claimed that some time in the not too distant future whenever we telephone a major corporation, the phone will not be answered by an automated robot, but in fact the voice we hear on the other end of the line will be a real human being! [read...]
