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Children of sperm donors ‘deserve right to know who father was fantasising about’

any thoughts about the Andrex puppy can be disregardedCampaigners have today called for the offspring of sperm donors to be given the legal right to learn the identity of the person their biological father was mentally getting jiggy with when he donated his DNA.

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Elderly scorpion gets Dimbleby tattoo on arse

‘It was either that or Sting,’ said the scorpion.

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This summer’s top holiday destination; Kurdistan.


Home from home for oppressed refugees
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Cambridge Commemorative Baby Souvenirs – Feature

includes 'Milk it!' range of baby bottles
Look out for those royal umbilical snip clamps.

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Childcare reforms lead to first battery-farm nurseries

incredibly efficient education‘Each toddler up to the age of four will now be cared for in connecting cages sharing common divider walls’.

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