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This summer’s top holiday destination; Kurdistan.


Home from home for oppressed refugees
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Cambridge Commemorative Baby Souvenirs – Feature

includes 'Milk it!' range of baby bottles
Look out for those royal umbilical snip clamps.

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Menopausal women’s hot flushes to power national grid

fan just takes, takes, takes‘We estimate that the energy generated by just 10,000 women will be equal to five hours of hydro-electric output from the Hoover Dam’

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Sodor abandoned as self-aware steam trains finally take over

‘Soon they’d learnt how to drive themselves, even mine their own coal. I had the world’s most efficient railway – but then they got bored’.

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Man who pretended to be fantasist exposed as complete realist

The man’s realism started from an early age, when a childhood trauma left him unable to make up stupid stuff to impress people.

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