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Crufts judges admit ‘we have no idea what we’re looking for’

and it's a woof woof from me‘Personally, I’m in favour of awarding rosettes for the least imaginative name, such as ‘Ian’ or ‘dog’.

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Feature: More government advice on practical uses for snow

too good to waste in these hard economic timesFollowing recent government advice that building a snowman is now an official way to prevent flooding, we can now bring you this coalition’s guide to other uses for the snow during this cold spell.

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Kate’s portrait painter ‘has thing for Edwina Currie’

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On the first day of Christmas, my stalker sent to me…

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New York cop looks forward to retirement after uneventful last week at work

not a single drug-crazed, gun-toting mugger encountered on his entire walk homeA hard-bitten New York cop is looking forward to a leisurely retirement tonight after failing to be killed in the line of duty during his last week in work.

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