A few simple security measures now can more than repay the initial outlay. If you leave your cat out at night but don’t keep it in a garage, why not detach its feet and make it harder to tow away?
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The country is most famous for being the largest landmass that people tend to forget even exists.
The seats in the House of Lords are red because if peers were to wake up to an all-white décor they may fear they had died.
‘Dear Weather. It’s sad to see you’re not well at the moment. What’s wrong? Have we done something to upset you? It’s not like you’re ignored; most conversations mention you at some point.’
‘Shopping for 37 Christmases for all your friends and families is a nightmare,’ revealed Nito, who is still suffering the terrible mental side effects of concentrated exposure to months’ worth of novelty Christmas songs.