DigestiveBiscuit
As sabre-rattling from Britain’s brutal right-wing Brexista dictatorship raises fears of renewed conflict, Argentina’s president Mauricio Macri has refused to negotiate away the sovereignty of the Isle of Wight. The two countries fought a brief war over the windswept island 35 years ago, [read...]
Not to be outdone by North Korea, the Isle of Wight have revealed that they too have had a successful rocket ground test this week, raising the eyebrows of commentators as far away as Gosport. [read...]
Isle of Wight police were last night trying to track down a motorist who failed to acknowledge a local man’s acknowledgement of the other driver’s previous acknowledgement of his thoughtful act whilst driving. [read...]
Residents of Freshwater, Isle of Wight, have once again bowed to the astonishingly reliable post-event wisdom of Colin Wilkinson, 59, after a parish poll about whether to support the development of a new leisure centre on the Colbourne Road went more than two to one against, [read...]
Barry Haynes, a 53-year-old tax accountant from Shanklin, Isle of Wight, is currently into the 28th month of the least impressive burst of age-related existential angst ever recorded. This has already cost him so much, [read...]
