DigestiveBiscuit
Residents on the mean streets of the Isle of Wight are bracing themselves for a massive increase in the number of mildly annoying incidents after Detective Sergeant Charles Potter took early retirement at the age of 58 last month. [read...]
A crucial ingredient of fast-food giant KFC’s much trumpeted secret recipe was revealed this week to be chicken. Long suspected of being a vital piece of the KFC business model, confirmation was received when not having any chicken caused KFC branches across the UK to close. [read...]
There have been reports of customers queuing for up to three hours at a time just to get into The Three Ferrets pub in Ventnor, following the installation of a Space Invaders machine in its public bar. [read...]
An uneasy peace was hanging over the centre of Cowes, Isle of Wight, this morning after a series of riots that was initially sparked by passive-aggressive indirect communication between a man who needed the toilet and a group of born again Christians. [read...]
Most amusing but slightly pervy-sounding fantasies are best left that way, according to Nigel Walker, a 58-year-old chartered surveyor from the Isle of Wight who was recently dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians. [read...]
