DigestiveBiscuit
A crucial ingredient of fast-food giant KFC’s much trumpeted secret recipe was revealed this week to be chicken. Long suspected of being a vital piece of the KFC business model, confirmation was received when not having any chicken caused KFC branches across the UK to close. [read...]
There have been reports of customers queuing for up to three hours at a time just to get into The Three Ferrets pub in Ventnor, following the installation of a Space Invaders machine in its public bar. [read...]
Most amusing but slightly pervy-sounding fantasies are best left that way, according to Nigel Walker, a 58-year-old chartered surveyor from the Isle of Wight who was recently dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians. [read...]
Much to the surprise of locals and art historians, Malcolm Broadbridge (of Shanklin’s ‘Red Lion’) has confessed that his eclectic decor was not due to five years studying at La Sorbonne, but was generated by a ‘job lot of brick-a-brac’ [read...]
A new campaign that encourages men to spend more time in their garden shed has come under fire for being ‘a pointless waste of tax payer’s money’. However Trish Hanson, the woman behind the campaign, [read...]
