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A Daventry-based multi-millionaire says he has no intention of leaving his hometown in spite of his prodigious income from doing chuff-all. Clive Findlay (57) is earning an average of £1,445 a day due to some improbable sounding ‘simple trick’ [read...]
Many elderly people who voted to leave the EU are living in fear of EU blitzkrieg attacks should the Brexit negotiations end in failure. Apprehension has grown as Article 50 trigger day approaches and some are so worried that they are planning to escape to France or even Germany. [read...]
Several Isle of Wight residents have been inconvenienced after Doris Trensham, 79, became ‘very cross’ at missing out on a £23 win at the Bingo on Wednesday night. Insisting that she had called ‘House’ before the caller moved on to the next number, [read...]
A group of alien supervillains have admitted defeat in their evil plans to subjugate the world starting at Shanklin, Isle of Wight. ‘We decided that there were just too many superheroes and too much advanced defence technology in New York, [read...]
An 85-year-old man has been arrested in Shanklin following the deaths of 7 members of the Shanklin Crown Green Bowling Club. Shortly before the deadly attack witnesses described seeing an old man in white shirt and trousers enter the bowling club by breaking down the picket gate with his mobility scooter. [read...]
