If you’re a parent with young children visiting a shopping mall this Christmas you’re likely to be cajoled into seeing Santa in his grotto. Below is a list of 10 conformities you will be expected to embrace if your Santa is Dominic Cummings: 1. [read...]
Throughout the history of the written word, there has been much editing and much finessing. Novelists and scriptwriters sometimes bollocks it right up the first time, and it is only because of unsung editorial heroes wringing the absolute best out of what is dumped before them, [read...]
The children were bored. Julian, Dick, George and Anne sat forlornly on the sea wall, while Timmy lay beside them licking his doggy treats. How they longed for those far off adventurous days. The time before the pandemic. [read...]
‘There’s no business like no business like no business. I know. Everything about it is appalling, everything that Cummings won’t allow Nowhere could you get that fiscal feeling, when you are stealing the next furlough There’s no people like Gove’s people, [read...]
The upcoming US presidential election has given newspaper editors across the world a headache: what to use as a headline the following morning when Trump loses The Daily Mail, for example, is expected to come up with a pun on its favourite word, [read...]
