In the light of old and new Russian links and renewed friendships President Trump has ordered a revamp of the White House Library with a special section dedicated to Russia. The new Dewey Decimal Classification System includes the following classifications for Republican researchers and presidential staff currently hanging on to their jobs. [read...]
‘I am privileged to remove the faecal residue left by Mr Nick Robinson from the newsroom toilet bowls of the BBC,’ said Milos Kerar from Slovenia [read...]
We all know the real reason Theresa May called the election when she did. Another year and the breed of hyper-intelligent hominids known as Homo Superior would have gained a voting majority. Many feel that she should have let evolution take its course and handed the reins to a more evolved, [read...]
In a break with tradition the Queen’s Speech has been pared down to ‘a quick chat and a coffee’ at the request of both Her Majesty and the Prime Minister. The Queen had considered sending a footman to perform the duty, [read...]
In a rarely given interview Karma spoke candidly about how he is struggling to keep up with the demands of the modern world. Having been granted this special one on one interview I wanted to get straight to the point, [read...]
