The shouts are familiar. ‘Have you lost control of Brexit, Mrs May?’ ‘Has the prime Minister cocked up Brexit, Mr Hammond?!’ ‘Do those new shoes hurt, Mr Gove!?’. Specially trained shouty men hired by the media have stood outside number 10 for decades, [read...]
It was just two years ago I can still remember How UKIP’s nonsense used to make me smile But Nige knew if he had the chance He’d make them all hate Spain and France And they they’d all turn stupid for a while Then Boris Johnson made me shiver The referendum had delivered Fake news… [read...]
Possible candidates include
– MoneySuperCommonMarket
– GoStayGoStayGoCompare
– Compare The Common Market
– uSwitchIfYouWantTo
and of course
– UtterlyConfused.com [read...]
[Triumphal music and fanfares as Theresa May and her Cabinet ride coconuts into the scene outside the walls of the European Commission]
May: Halt! Hello! Hello!
Barnier: ‘Allo! Who is zis?
May: It is Prime Minister May, [read...]
In a break from a 2000-year-long run, son of God, Jesus, will for the first time not feature in this year’s festivities and TV listings. Speculation was high among followers that this Yuletide the carpentry wizard would transfigure into the so-called ‘War Messiah’ [read...]
