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The Ballad of Meghan and Harry
Standing in the dock at Sandringham Waiting for the family to judge Don’t care what you say We’re goin’ away We’re living in Canada from today. The men from the press say “we wish you success ” [read...]
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Job Vacancies – For a new Duke & Duchess of Sussex
An exciting opportunity has arisen at short notice due to staff taking (VERY) early retirement. Would suit couple to live in. (Accommodation included) Benefits include: International travel. Substantial tax free income. Extravagant clothing allowance. Transport provided. [read...]
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Terry and June and June
Britain woke up to very sad showbiz news today, as in something of a departure from normal events in the circle of life, leading Telegraph journalist Alison Pearson reported the death of Dame June Whitfield… [read...]
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A Brexit Carol
Boris Johnson was awoken by the sound of chains and howls of anguish. Thinking he was in Labour Party HQ he opened his eyes and saw the spectre of David Cameron. ‘I thought your political career was dead,’ [read...]
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Exclusive; PM’s Christmas Diary leaked on-line
20th December Bullingdon Club Class of ’87 Reunion and Secret Santa Splendid! Rather looking forward to seeing the chaps again. Well all except Cameron of course, but we’re getting a pig’s head laid on so that ought to keep him occupied out the back for most of the night. [read...]