Megan King, a 27-year-old call centre manager with muscular dystrophy, has announced she’s had enough of hearing about the wonderful example set by the world’s Paralympians, and is sick being made to feel guilty that she herself is not providing a magnificent example of bravery in the face of personal adversity: “Did you see them?’ [read...]
Happy tenth anniversary to NewsBiscuit – Britain’s first daily news satire website. Unleashed upon an unsuspecting public on the 16th of September 2006. [read...]
Even in 2016, power metal has failed to make inroads into many nations around the world. A combination of economic forces and societal prejudices has created a climate where, in these cultures, vocalists seldom if ever wield plastic swords on stage while calling forth the chosen ones to pledge their brightly burning blades, [read...]
‘And it’ll have a voice like Antonio Banderas in The Mask of Zorro – but deeper and much more threatening.’ [read...]
Diminutive factory workers for the Wonka confectionary brand have spoken out about dangerous working conditions and cruel treatment at the hands of Willy Wonka in the wake of the sweet maker’s death. The confectioner was already under investigation for a series of disappearances of children in the local area, [read...]
