He has no friends
He is part of a death cult
He is tired of being naked from the waist down in online meetings
He has shares in Pret a Manger
He is bored of talking to his butler
He lost all the furlough cash in Las Vegas [read...]
Feeling slightly sensitive that a lifetime of vagina grabbing and perfidious self-promotion might not be completely at ease with his conservative Christian support base, President Trump today announced and amended version of the Ten Commandments to try and keep both parties happy. [read...]
Following the TUI ‘unmasking’ flight shambles, it’s clear that the great British public are just too thick, obstinate or selfish to be allowed out unsupervised, therefore the following strategies are being put into place asap: One person, [read...]
A total of two new cars have been sold in Britain since March, but get ready to play spot the bellend, as the release of September’s new 70 plates tempts plenty of ’em into shelling on that perfect, [read...]
Are you the leader of a government ineptly stumbling from crisis to crisis while constantly looking for somebody else to blame? Don’t worry, there are plenty of others like you (just look across the Atlantic) but you do need to work on your excuses to make them sound at least vaguely credible. [read...]
