The UK’s been out of Europe for just over week and the 52% majority are hungry for more. Which other organisations could Brexit Britain leave or remain? The Euros A leap-year football tournament between European nations. [read...]
Due to unbecoming sexual misbehaviour by senior royals over several decades returning like last night’s foie gras, more and more common folk are claiming love-child status and pursuing their rightful inheritance of royal thrones, titles and tickets for major sporting events. [read...]
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Singer songwriter and lead guitarist Ricky Smythe ‘died of misadventure after choking on someone else’s vomit’ a coroner’s court concluded. In a case which makes medical history, the Coroner, Michael Smithson said: ‘Choking on one’s own vomit is, [read...]
A man is applying the same level of care and attention to his chin rug that one would normally attribute to a new foal attempting to walk, even though his general hygiene level has reached a level at which ‘Stig of the Dump’ [read...]
