As civil disturbance spreads throughout the Bolivarian Republic, many in the UK are concerned that it may impact on its neighbours – Belguim, El Dorado and Mordor. There were press calls for Jeremy Corbyn to condemn Venezuela’s violence and similar calls from Geography Teachers for Boris Johnson to say which continent it belonged to. [read...]
The Conservative Party has promised the ‘mother of all festivals’ will take place next summer, eclipsing by far Jeremy Corbyn’s reception at the Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury in June. George Freeman MP, who wants to establish the event for party activists and their families, [read...]
In the light of old and new Russian links and renewed friendships President Trump has ordered a revamp of the White House Library with a special section dedicated to Russia. The new Dewey Decimal Classification System includes the following classifications for Republican researchers and presidential staff currently hanging on to their jobs. [read...]
‘I am privileged to remove the faecal residue left by Mr Nick Robinson from the newsroom toilet bowls of the BBC,’ said Milos Kerar from Slovenia [read...]
We all know the real reason Theresa May called the election when she did. Another year and the breed of hyper-intelligent hominids known as Homo Superior would have gained a voting majority. Many feel that she should have let evolution take its course and handed the reins to a more evolved, [read...]
