Looking for a good book to take to the loo? Why not buy ‘NewsBiscuit: 15 Years of Typos‘. This humble collection of stories is the culmination of years of frantic scribbling and at least three minutes of careful editing. [read...]
The Health Minister has promised to ease lockdown to by allowing the elderly to have one visitor, which could be a health insurer, an undertaker or someone selling Saga holidays. Residents are advised to think long and hard as to whom they invite and not to waste their choice on son or daughter that they did not like in the first place. [read...]
The vlogger, guru, and winner, in 12 B.C. of Nazareth’s Messiah of the Year competition, has finally combined the whole of the Oxford English Dictionary into one sentence. Pausing only for breath and sustenance, Mr. [read...]
Imperial College have blamed a modelling error after their latest predictions for Coronavirus case numbers stated the UK remained at risk of Godzilla Attack in the Summer. [read...]
‘Yes, we are deeply concerned for the safety and well being of Princess Latifa…..and all people held captive on Alderaan’ confirmed the Foreign Office. [read...]
