We all know the real reason Theresa May called the election when she did. Another year and the breed of hyper-intelligent hominids known as Homo Superior would have gained a voting majority. Many feel that she should have let evolution take its course and handed the reins to a more evolved, [read...]
In a break with tradition the Queen’s Speech has been pared down to ‘a quick chat and a coffee’ at the request of both Her Majesty and the Prime Minister. The Queen had considered sending a footman to perform the duty, [read...]
In a rarely given interview Karma spoke candidly about how he is struggling to keep up with the demands of the modern world. Having been granted this special one on one interview I wanted to get straight to the point, [read...]
Mrs May: Bonjour M. Macaroon. Can we conduct this session en Anglais? M. Macron: Mais non. Vous etes in mon maison. Je fait les rules. Mrs May: Oh dear. I shall do my best. M. [read...]
Running through the wheat fields of Oxfordshire with her little dog FarFar, Dorothy May heard a shout of ‘Get orf moi land!’ ‘Oh dear, we have been terribly naughty, FarFar,’ she said, and felt suddenly dizzy at the very idea. [read...]
