Employees of a sinister underworld organisation have today branded their sociopathic overlord’s decision to work from home – rather than their labyrinthine volcanic lair in the Indian Ocean – ‘a complete sodding disaster.’ Dr Daktari Bludkaskett, [read...]
Group of dearth: the one with England in it Atmosphere in the England camp: An unobservable but crucial substance, with the capacity to animate pundits for an hour at a time. Typically very good for up to two weeks but known to dissolve and disintegrate in latter stages ‘The lad’s done tremendous there’: The player… [read...]
In the rush to protect everyone’s data from The Matrix, an over-enthusiastic IT manager, from Stroud, may have inadvertently erased the ‘sum of human knowledge’. Sadly it looks like 100% of the internet may have been deleted and along with it 28% of mankind’s knowledge and 100% of its porn. [read...]
In response to unceasing demands for clarity on whether or not there should be another EU referendum, the government has decided to hold another referendum. However, in view of the controversy over whether it would be appropriate to have another vote about our continuing membership of the EU, [read...]
Sadly for Mrs May, she now needs permission for basic bodily functions; like visits to the toilet or strangling David Davis every time he speaks. [read...]
