Downing Street officials confirmed today that they are actively considering appointing a national clap czar. A spokesman said: ‘The first national clap for the NHS was such a success that lots of people with far too much time on their hands, [read...]
It won’t be easy, you’ll think it strange
When I try to explain what to do
That you’re still locked inside after all that we’ve done
You won’t believe me
All you can see is a clown you once knew
Reading you portentous lines
Trying to level with you [read...]
Nettle leaves can be surprisingly pleasant, but if you don’t cook it enough it can be surprisingly unpleasant. [read...]
Radio 4’s Desert Island is the latest territory to fall victim to the coronavirus pandemic, with the number of castaways, dead or alive, nearing 3200 and many – including Leopold Stokowski and Basil Brush – [read...]
In the midst of the Coronavirus outbreak, a nation-wide shortage of hand sanitiser is causing panic among members of the public largely unfamiliar with soap and hot water. Fortunately, the Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, has been quick to provide a simple solution that promises to be effective for both hands and cocks. [read...]
