The following secret and anonymous memo labelled Perfidious Albion and circulated to all ERG members has been obtained. It gives tips to members on how to disrupt the EU parliament, when elected:
• During debates, [read...]
Dealornodeal – A dour stayer, certain to be there to the very end but unlikely to be in the frame unless he manages to unseat all the other riders. 10/1 Nigel’s March – The starting point for all the ‘horse goes into a pub’ [read...]
Jeff Smythe-Curio, creator of the hit police thriller The Beauty of Duty has denied introducing artificial ingredients to the plot to make it seem thicker than the people who watch it but don’t have a clue what’s going on a lot of the time. [read...]
Are you suffering from lack of withdrawal? Did you think 29th March marked the day our European overlords would get back in their overly bureaucratic box? Try the following coping strategies: Queue up with all the non-EU Nationals at any European airport Openly shun any form of European-ness. [read...]
Worried about dissenting employees? Nervous about the competition? Want more respect in business? No problem! Just follow this handy guide. Hold a ‘hand-kissing’ ceremony for all employees Start as you mean to go on. Line up all of your employees and family (no favouritism!) to pay their respects by kissing your hand. [read...]
