Mr Bennett, the accident-prone caretaker from 80s kids-TV classics Take Hart and HartBeat has, in a surprise move today, put himself forward to form a time-limited UK government to overthrow the Johnson administration and precipitate a general election. [read...]
Leading experts on Cults today told of their growing concern at the methods used to trap unsuspecting victims currently being employed by a shadowy organisation know only as Amazon Prime. Having interviewed dozens of survivors who had finally managed to break away from their clutches, [read...]
Ladies and Gentlemen, fellow Conservatives. It is a great honour and privilege to be elected your leader today and while I know nothing at all about honour, I am extremely familiar with privilege so when I say that this is one, [read...]
Tennis courts across Britain have seen a steep increase in demand following two weeks non-stop television coverage of the Wimbledon Tennis Championship. Interest in the sport peaked following the two finals over the weekend and is expected to last for at least 72 hours until everyone gives up on their new resolution ‘to really get… [read...]
As news spread that civil servants in the Department for Exiting the EU were being asked to “do the hokey cokey” over a no-deal Brexit, other Government departments were keen to announce their own. “With ever closer links to the US following Brexit”, [read...]
