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I wish it could be Brexit everyday
Well I wish it could be Brexit everyday
When Brexiters start singing
And Remainers shout to stay
Oh I wish it could be Brexit everyday
Let the bells ring out for Brexit [read...]
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‘Feeling a bit funny’ – now a medical term
Health officials have agreed to reclassify a vague queasiness as a verifiable condition, as serious as stage 4 cancer, the bubonic plague or time spent with Michael Gove. It is understood, now, that such a feeling is a clear indication of an onset of a need to swap TV channels, [read...]
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Election Gains Seasonal Trimmings
As political hustings collide with the festive season, a new terror is now stalking the electorate – Carolling Canvassers. Familiar festive carols are now receiving a ‘makeover’ to carry a party message in the stead of the normal ‘doorstopping’ [read...]
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Publish and be damned says the Independent Press Standards Authority
Following recent accusations that some British newspapers have been complicit in helping both the Conservative party and the Brexit party in spreading lies and deceit ,the Independent Press Standards Authority has issued a new set of guidelines and warned of draconian fines, [read...]
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What if James Joyce had been hired to write Donald Trump’s speeches?
‘Something. Anything. A beautiful thing. So beautiful. It could be big, really so big. Huge. A great big wonderful beautiful thing. Just the biggest. And the beautifulest. Bigly. With good people. Such good people. Our people are wonderful, [read...]