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Election campaigns kick start five months of uninterrupted lying

best to hide under the sofa until it's all overWith fingers crossed, fidgeting and winking to the camera, Prime Minister David Cameron fired the starting pistol to the longest sustained stream of affluent effluent in electoral history. He was swiftly joined by the leaders of all the main political parties keen to shovel on extra dollops of steaming manifesto do-do’s and don’t-don’ts.

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North Korea protests over ‘fu**ing rubbish film’

The North Korean government has made fresh protests over the decision to finally release the controversial film, ‘The Interview’, which it describes as ‘bloody awful’.

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George Osborne to bring back Rickets‏

Benefit deductible, so everyone wins!As he rolls back public finance to the 1930s, the Chancellor has announced a return to a golden age of austerity this week.

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Men joyous as Kim Jong-un threatens to cyber attack all future Downton Abbey specials

you couldn't make it up.Men across the country were delighted at the warning released today by North Korea that the production of all future Downton Abbey episodes and specials are in ‘serious jeopardy’.

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Candy Crushgate latest: more MPs ‘eating, sleeping, enjoying themselves’

interrupted before he even got to level 5The Sun today struck another body-blow to the Conservative Party by revealing one of their members was spotted asleep on a train last Friday night.

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