Jeremy Corbyn today angrily denied ever being a spy, before taking out his ballpoint pen and shooting the journalist who asked the question. Cornered in a swanky London bar, Corbyn…Jeremy Corbyn, was clad in a slick dinner suit, [read...]
‘It could be spilt wine, it could be spilt blood, it could be much worse,’ explains Patricia Smythe who runs household affairs at Chequers, the PM’s official residence in the country. ‘Whatever the damage after today’s make or break Brexit meeting, [read...]
Police, teachers and the parents of three teenagers from Liverpool who have run away from home fear they may have been radicalised and travelled south to join the Conservative party. The three girls were last seen at Watford Gap services, [read...]
A former high ranking Czech intelligence officer claims that Jeremy Corbyn once let slip where he hid the Chocolate Hob Nobs from his fellow back benchers. Czech intelligence files from the 1980’s also revealed how Corbyn passed on other sensitive information that only a Shadow Cabinet back bench outsider would have had access to. [read...]
With the nation in mourning following the death of Democracy, the United States is to hold an official state funeral in its honour.
Speaking to an empty room at a White House press conference after all news outlets were barred from attending, [read...]