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Winner of writer of the month – February 2010 – Des Custard

Although a keen writer from an early age, Des was lured onto the wrong side of the tracks and is still trying to find his way back.  Currently serving a stretch in Tunbridge Wells, Des is married to the lovely Mrs C and has two fine student sons and a tabby cat.  His likes include Matt, opera, crosswords, Led Zeppelin, Young’s beer, HIGNFY, sausages, Radio 3, Douglas Adams and Arsenal FC.  His favourite colour is blue and his favourite Beatle is Paul.

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Appalling family lie about ‘best year ever’

An anti-social problem family from south London have broken all records for the most dishonest round robin ever circulated at Christmas.  The O’Farrell family from Orlando Road, SW4 used the traditional annual news update for blatant bragging and petty point scoring with the friends and family when in fact 2011 had been another year of [...]

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