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		<title>Americans getting &#8216;emotionally attached&#8217; to drones</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/05/24/americans-getting-emotionally-attached-to-drones/"><img src="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/353-us-drone.jpg" alt="heroic drones known to be accurate to within 20 miles" title="heroic drones known to be accurate to within 20 miles" width="375" height="250" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-55436" /></a>An increasing number of Americans are questioning why brave drones are being sent to fight intractable wars in distant countries, with many concerned citizens becoming distraught when they don't come back in one piece.

In Fort Baker, Alabama, home of the US Air Force drone school, communities are 'trying to hold it together' after news that yet another of their courageous, professional drones has been lost in the skies over Afghanistan. The loss brings the total to seven this year, a toll which local residents feel is becoming unacceptable.]]></description>
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		<title>Nightclub under fire for mirrors that show reflection of person&#8217;s worth</title>
		<description><![CDATA['We meant to install mirrors that looked into the female toilets, but unfortunately we have these ones that tell the men how meaningless and insignificant their lives are.']]></description>
		<link>http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/05/23/nightclub-under-fire-for-mirrors-that-show-reflection-of-persons-worth/</link>
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		<title>Stereophonics new album made using Welsh Herald, pair of scissors and a hat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Welsh band exclusively revealed that the songs are written by taking random words from a local newspaper and then pulling them out of a hat.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/05/23/stereophonics-new-album-made-using-welsh-herald-pair-of-scissors-and-a-hat/</link>
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		<title>Economy recovering confidence after counselling, support from friends</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<img src="/images/1974.jpg" class="floatLeft"/>‘When I look back on it, my problems had been building up for years, but I just hadn’t been facing up to them,' admitted the Economy.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/05/23/economy-recovering-confidence-after-counselling-support-from-friends-384/</link>
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		<title>Accident &amp; Emergency services to be outsourced to vets&#8217; surgeries</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/05/22/local-veterinary-clinics-procured-by-ae-services-under-health-service-plans/"><img src="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/353-vet-surgery.jpg" alt="highly competitive service delivery at the point of need" title="highly competitive service delivery at the point of need" width="340" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-55406" /></a>Access to emergency health treatment is to be significantly increased after the Government announced that NHS Trusts will now be able to procure services from local veterinary clinics. In order to reduce the burden on overstretched A&#038;E departments, anyone requiring emergency treatment will now be referred to their nearest vet in what the Government says is 'a sensible and logical use of existing resources'.

'It makes complete sense that when a vet is not treating Fido or Tiddles for ticks, they open their doors to patients who may have had a stroke, major trauma injury or a saucepan stuck on their head,' said Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/05/22/local-veterinary-clinics-procured-by-ae-services-under-health-service-plans/</link>
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		<title>NHS starts search for new incompetent and uncaring chief executive</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The government has started a world-wide search for someone entirely devoid of compassion and clueless enough to replace Sir David Nicholson as chief executive of the NHS.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/05/22/nhs-starts-search-for-new-incompetent-and-uncaring-chief-executive/</link>
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		<title>Single fathers call for Ofsted MILF rating</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Single fathers attempting to choose where their children should be educated have called for an official Oftsed MILF rating for all schools.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/05/22/single-fathers-call-for-ofsted-milf-rating/</link>
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		<title>Massive Oil of Olay slick causing fresher, younger-looking fish</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/370-medi-fish.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-24741" title="ultra regeneroic acido vitocolics exactly what the fish have lacked since the very dawn of time" src="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/370-medi-fish.jpg" alt="ultra regeneroic acido vitocolics exactly what the fish have lacked since the very dawn of time" width="375" height="234" /></a>'We are working hard to clear up the spill, but on the plus side the local marine life is looking better than ever, especially in the hard-to-reach areas around the eyes, gills and behind the fins.']]></description>
		<link>http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/05/22/massive-oil-of-olay-slick-causing-fresher-younger-looking-fish/</link>
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