http://www.newsbiscuit.com The news before it happens... Sat, 11 Feb 2012 13:24:20 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/02/11/best-not-to-steal-valentine-flowers-from-graves-say-women/ Unhealthily treated roads 'could lead to high blood pressure, heart disease and rusty bike wheels'. ]]> http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/02/11/jamie-oliver-campaigns-for-healthy-alternatives-to-salt-for-icy-roads/ The Football Association has refused pensioner Edith Perkins the right of appeal against a straight red card shown to her by off-duty football referee Ron Withenshaw yesterday. The incident occurred during a light snow shower in Sunderland when the 90-year-old slipped and dislocated her hip on her way to the post office. Withenshaw, who was sensibly positioned on traffic-exposed tarmac, spotted the incident from eyes in the back of his head, and immediately blew his whistle and trotted backwards shaking his head.]]> http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/02/10/ice-fall-woman-90-accused-of-diving-by-off-duty-referee/ http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/02/10/cameron-liberates-children-from-forced-education/ http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/02/10/jedward-may-have-been-switched-at-birth/ 'They've decided to go full gypo,' said the Duke of Edinburgh in language which has drawn criticism from the traveller community.]]> http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/02/10/wills-and-kate-to-marry-in-big-fat-gypsy-wedding/ ‘What he wants to do is bare his soul on Piers Morgan’s Life Stories (although personally I'd rather be tortured in a prison cell in Jordan than talk to Piers Morgan) then try to move on. If Kerry Katona can get a second chance, surely anyone can.’]]> http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/02/09/abu-qatada-to-improve-public-image-with-im-a-celebrity-appearance/ http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/02/09/train-quiet-zone-infiltrated-by-noise-makers/