http://www.newsbiscuit.com The news before it happens... Sat, 20 Mar 2010 14:30:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en 'as long as people get 2 or 3 digits correct in approximately the right order we will allow the transaction.’]]> http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/03/20/bank-to-introduce-near-enough-pin-technology-051/ http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/03/20/ryanair-to-save-costs-by-getting-the-passengers-to-fly-planes/ Britain’s party leaders are to face their most gruelling test yet in the run up to the election, a live television game of the popular board game Monopoly. Producers are hoping the ego catalysing, insecurity amplifying mixture of chance and rule bending will give the most revealing glimpse yet into the true natures of our potential leaders.]]> http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/03/19/three-party-leaders-to-take-part-in-live-televised-game-of-monopoly/ http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/03/19/welcome-to-the-all-new-ticker-bar/ http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/03/19/public-surprised-by-dishonesty-of-organisation-based-entirely-on-lies/ http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/03/19/pundits-agree-liverpool-victory-more-surprising-than-fulham-beating-juventus-more-soon/ Wildlife enthusiasts and ornithologists across the UK have successfully called a halt to the proposed cropping of Bill Bailey’s wild, straggly beard which had been earmarked for clearance sometime in early spring. A team of volunteers from Toni and Guys were forced to stand down at the last minute as an injunction preventing the beautification of the beard arrived with just seconds to spare. ]]> http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/03/18/bill-bailey%e2%80%99s-beard-declared-world-heritage-site/ Competition to design Newsbiscuit's 2010 mug begins.]]> http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/03/18/newsbiscuit-gets-new-merchandise-designed-by-you/