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My good God, Dubya is beginning to look like a President.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39107315...

1 Al OPecia 27.02.17 9:44pm
deceangli
Top Ten

I always thought that to achieve a place in the top ten a sub had to have a decent number of stars and, critically, a number of comments. That is why, apparently, at quieter times of year (i.e....

5 throngsman 27.02.17 6:22pm
Greengrocery Aisle
Any astrophysicists out there?

Query 1: if these new planets are 40 light years away, we are seeing them as they were 40 years ago. I get that part, but what if you use an optical telescope, are you effectively getting closer and...

20 Scroat 27.02.17 4:37pm
Titus
Crystal Palace fans trash their own Team Coach - TrueBiscuit

Despite stiff competition, Crystal Palace fans have once again triumphed in a quest to find the most stupid set of supporters in the world. Their victory was sealed on Saturday when they vandalised...

7 Midfield Diamond 27.02.17 3:51pm
Sir Lupus
Apropos to nothing really

I thought that people on here might enjoy this pic http://i.imgur.com/aueum9v.jpg http://imgur.com/aueum9v...

1 Rootin Tootin 27.02.17 2:13pm
Titus
Does The Membership Agree?

Does the membership agree that the NewsBiscuit editor is stooping to unwarranted depths in featuring a floating turd, or do you think it's a good idea?...

9 Oh, for Crying Out Loud 27.02.17 12:06pm
Titus
Could we have a personal limit on entries?

Dear Technical Geniuses, you know our IP addresses, could you stop us (and our sockpuppets) from endlessly posting shite stuff? I'll rephrase that - could you limit us to, say, 3 contributions each...

28 deceangli 27.02.17 11:56am
Titus
By Election predictions and fall-out.

Stoke- Ukip and Copeland- Labour. I cannot see Corbyn surviving if they lose both, he'll be dented if they lose either but will be able to trumpet a hold in Copeland whilst writing off the loss in...

26 Ironduke 26.02.17 5:43pm
Titus
I wish Ed Balls were Home Secretary right now.

"Dick and Balls to hold joint Press Conference"...

3 Al OPecia 26.02.17 8:14am
Gerontius
"Remorselessly Incompetent"

This was the striking phrase [i]The Times[/i] used today to describe the beleaguered Jeremy Corbyn. But is the relentless belittling of the Labour party's leader healthy for democracy? With a...

6 Titus 25.02.17 10:47pm
Titus
Didn't Nuttall say if he lost it would annul the Referendum vote?

Is he calling for that now?...

0 Al OPecia 25.02.17 1:57pm
Al OPecia
Farage frightened to leave home.

Poor old Nige, I think he was expecting statues of him to be erected in every town square. But instead :...

0 MADJEZ 25.02.17 1:48pm
MADJEZ
Marriage vs Civil Partnership

Perhaps someone knows the law here better than I do As far as I understand it, the concept of Civil Partnership was introduced as a stepping-stone to make Marriage legal for people of either/any...

14 Sinnick 24.02.17 5:26pm
Domitilla
Stoke Electorate

Having just listened, on Radio Four's [i]Today[/i] programme, to a series of interviews with voters (and non-voters!) in Stoke, I'm not sure that I would [i]want[/i] to win Stoke if I were a...

0 Titus 24.02.17 8:44am
Titus
Trump FP

I'm no fan of Trump but thought today's FB was a bit of a low. Was it written by a young boy who realised he could get away with using a rude word over and over. I notice no-one is claiming...

16 riesler 24.02.17 8:31am
deceangli
Any programme suggestions for the new BBC Scotland TV Channel?

I'll kick off The BreXit Files Extreme Salmond Fishing The Great Scottish Rake Off Who D'ya Think Ya Are Ya Sasanach Bastard?...

26 Dick Everyman 23.02.17 11:01pm
Dick Everyman
Belvid Bragg for Pry Minister

The great thing about Radio 4's In Our Time is that you get to listen to people who know what they're talking about, are intelligent and articulate enough to express themselves, don't have massive...

1 Scroat 23.02.17 11:45am
Sinnick
The USA Domestic Gun Deaths Body Count - 234

While President Trump rants and raves about protecting the USA from terrorism it would be good to keep a regular tally of the USA's domestic gun related death toll for 2017. Here's the link:...

113 Dick Everyman 23.02.17 11:30am
Dick Everyman
Titus Spotting

Join the latest craze. See if you can guess which contributors are Titus sockpuppets. Hundreds of prizes must be won...

12 221b Baker Street 22.02.17 6:56pm
Commander Dick
Tristram - 2

The labour MP of the gritty northern Stoke Central constituency, the privately educated, Cambridge graduate, son of a Baron, called Tristram quits to becomethe curator of a fashion museum in...

55 Ironduke 22.02.17 11:19am
Titus
good news for players

For the game player service is our aim, for gamers to provide the cheapest items for sale is our pursuit. Do you also lose a game for the equipment lost and lost it? You still can not experience...

4 Marklishuai 22.02.17 8:41am
patriciadbab
A poem for The Donald...

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,, With conquering limbs astride from land to land;, Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand, A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame, Is the...

6 Scroat 21.02.17 8:49pm
Ironduke
Is it April 1st already ? 'NZ gnome thefts fund meth trade !'

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-39040176]Gnome Thefts fund the Meth trade.[/url] Maybe it's the gnomes that are making it...

0 MADJEZ 21.02.17 5:44pm
MADJEZ
Kevin's causing trouble again ...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-39038175...

1 Sinnick 21.02.17 3:53pm
Midfield Diamond
Greetings to everyone in this community - 2

Hi I am new here nice to meet you all :)...

41 Edna 21.02.17 1:15pm
Scroat
What was your school nickname and why?

Mine was Womble. I had a sticker of Orinoco on my briefcase (yeah, really) in 1st form at the local Grammar school...

13 Oxbridge 21.02.17 11:47am
beau-jolly
Stoke, Copeland & The Tories

Given that (1) for obvious reasons, it is very much in the interests of the Conservatives that Corbyn should still be leader of the Labour party at the next general election (2) the Conservatives...

6 Titus 21.02.17 11:33am
beau-jolly
Today I'm going to post only in the style of The Canary...

and the mainstream media are ignoring it!...

0 Adrian Bamforth 21.02.17 11:19am
Adrian Bamforth
Satirical News Website To Be Re-Named As New'sBi'scuit 0 Titus 20.02.17 6:49pm
Titus
Press Release

At 6pm this evening, Greengrocery Aisle was relieved of his duty’s and no longer represents the etho’s of the NewsBiscuit online shop. We thank all our customers’ for their patient’s and...

2 Merchandising Manager 20.02.17 6:48pm
Merchandising Manager