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L o o o n g L i n k

As my friend camz has pointed out, I have managed to fuck up the Writers' Room by submitting[url=] a post [/url]which contains a link which is contains...

2 Titus 08.03.21 9:28pm
Those Brexit Dividends just keep rolling in. Or not. - 23456

[url=]Completely trucked off.[/url]...

169 Al OPecia 08.03.21 8:42pm
NB at 15 - 23

One of the editors suggested recently that as Newsbiscuit is fifteen years old it might be a good idea to put a compilation of some of the best work over the years. Myself and a small group of the...

86 throngsman 08.03.21 8:39pm
The long awaited Brexit Dividend Thread

I thought I'd start it for the Brexiteers on the site, since they seem so coy about kicking it off themselves. So here you are lads and lassies - it's over to you now, you must have torrent of pent...

10 Al OPecia 08.03.21 3:29pm
Al OPecia
Not ALL Brexiteers Are J. Arthur's!

Warning - the title of this thread is ironic, deeply ironic, verging on the sarcastic even. There is another thread where Remoaners indulge in what Titus has dubbed 'masturbation in reverse.' In...

18 granger 07.03.21 10:49pm
Dolly Parton and the Guardian appear to have strayed into NewsBiscuit territory

Getting a strong feeling of NewsBiscuit deja vu. Can't remember who on here did something along these lines, or whether it was a co-op, or how close to these outcomes they were. Can anyone else...

7 SteveB 07.03.21 6:59pm
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Anyone have the first clue how big Bedfordshire is ???

I know how big a London bus is, how tall The Empire State Building is, how heavy an elephant is, if you tell me something is the size of Wales I get the gist. But....

24 MADJEZ 06.03.21 4:18pm
At Last - More Tickers!

We seem to have a brisk turnover of wonderful tickers at present - thank you, O Masters! So many of them are excellent (thank you, clever & witty authors) which shows that there's no excuse,...

3 Titus 05.03.21 8:37am

Don't make 'em like this anymore,

165 Gerontius 04.03.21 4:05pm
Newsbiscuit Money Spinner At Last!

The editors at [url=]Reductress[/url] are offering [url=]online satire-writing[/url] workshops for $50 a time. So let's undercut them and...

6 Sir Lupus 04.03.21 3:12pm
No deal still on the table

Our shenanigans very much leave No Deal as a possibility. EU parliamentary...

1 Benvoleo 04.03.21 3:07pm
Al OPecia

Worth a listen, I respectfully suggest:

22 Titus 04.03.21 2:15pm
Who is Rishi Sunak? Consistently voted for reducing central government funding of local government, and against paying higher benefits over...

2 Myke 04.03.21 11:15am
Budget Cunning Plan

Smart way of increasing the tax take - freeze the taxation thresholds. People end up paying more tax, but that chancellor can say 'no-one will take home less money.'...

0 Titus 03.03.21 9:28pm
Old Jokes Home - 23121314

Man A: "My mother made me a homosexual." Man B: "Ooh, if I give her the wool can she make me one?" C'mon, Biscuits, what have you got lurking in your comedy attics?...

396 shitsu_tonka 03.03.21 8:55pm
What's going on at the Beeb?

Do they genuinely believe that by not embarrassing the government they'll be allowed to live a bit longer? I've always supported the BBC. Always. I don't have a problem with the licence fee being a...

24 deceangli 03.03.21 4:03pm
Carrie's flat Guys, we must make a donation. I was thinking of sending them...

11 deceangli 03.03.21 12:51pm
February WOTM competition

Myke is well in the lead this month and let's not forget it's a short month. All links as usual are [url=]on the blog[/url]...

12 throngsman 01.03.21 8:29pm
Vaccination Certificates

We've had vaccination certificates for yellow fever etc. for years, without controversy. So what's suddenly the problem now, with covid? In the case of yellow fever, no-one [i]had[/i] to have the...

6 Titus 28.02.21 11:57am
Mick Turate
Welcome to Moscow on the Thames.

[url=]Invest in Ice Fairs now![/url]...

1 Al OPecia 28.02.21 11:48am
What's Up In Scotland?

What's going on up there - at least, in the courts? In England, where some people apparently seem to have - er, shall we say, certain misgivings about the competence and/or the integrity of our...

18 Titus 27.02.21 9:47pm

Out for my daily walk again today, to strengthen my transplanted leg & to enjoy the sunshine, and marvelling yet again at the amazing variety of life-form on this planet (and not just the other...

3 Titus 26.02.21 9:30pm
How to post just a headline

Hello. Sometimes I just want to post a headline. IT seems the only way I can do it is by duplicating it in the main body of the post. Is there another/simpler way?...

6 Lockjaw54 26.02.21 9:02pm
What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - 23454647

Surely someone's got Prince Philip as a dead cert?...

1401 The All New Jeni B 26.02.21 11:58am
Newsjack Series 24 Amnesty Thread

In a speech this week, Labour Leader and sentient shop mannequin Keir Starmer set out his vision for a post-Covid UK. The speech was as powerful and decisive as you’d expect from a leader of the...

1 james_doc 25.02.21 8:46pm
Plans Leaked For Govt. On-Line Sales Tax - And Not Before Time - 23

Amazing that it's taken as long as it has. One of the many things they can spend a few £bn on is funding the cost of replacing dangerous cladding - while they pursue the criminally fraudulent...

64 Titus 25.02.21 4:20pm
Al OPecia
Is it me, or does Titus think that every thread is about him? 25 Al OPecia 25.02.21 2:03pm
Al OPecia
. 1 bookiesfriend 25.02.21 9:02am
Sell Your Solar

I've just received a communication from some outfit called [i]Sell your Solar[/i]. Considering my solar panels bring me in more than £2,000 a year, and that the best RPI-linked annuity I can get,...

10 Titus 23.02.21 1:18pm
Security Alert!??

Recently I went to my profile while logged in and, as you know, this gives me a list of all my contributions to NB. I copied and posted a link to this page, which it seems my friend could use and see...

8 granger 23.02.21 9:47am