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What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories? - 23495051

Have you met a really unimportant celebrity? How did it turn out? Who has the best story from the least exciting celebrity? Here's my entry - I once had Sunday lunch at Guru Josh's house, roast...

1504 bonjonelson 09.08.20 6:12pm
Pitch a 2020 Joe Biden election ad

Long shot of an athletics field. In the distance we see a high jump with landing mat. A figure comes into view wearing shorts and t-shirt, though we can’t see their face. Cut to a vox pop on a...

3 Adrian Bamforth 09.08.20 4:04pm
Another Caption Competition

8 Sinnick 09.08.20 10:13am
Walter Eagle
Lost leaders

I was thinking that the Labour Party has a respectable list of lost leaders - Hugh Gaitskill, John Smith, even David Milliband - to balance the Michael Foots, Ed Millibands, Gordon Browns and Corbyns...

21 Mirthless Evil C 08.08.20 10:51pm
Mirthless Evil C

From the editor this morning:[quote]As a general rule, if you want your tickers to be seen by the editors, I think the best way is to submit them individually like everyone else so that each one can...

8 Benvoleo 08.08.20 7:23pm
Is Cummings onto something

This is food for thought: [url=]The Political School[/url] The democratic bit seems to have been left out, but the observations about how...

6 Al OPecia 07.08.20 1:45pm
We should nick this for a Left Alert

[url=]Track & Trace Fiasco[/url] And then...

6 Chipchase 06.08.20 2:36pm
Al OPecia
The Mash stole our FP

20 sydalg 06.08.20 10:44am
Vertically Challenged Giant
What are your favourite own subs that never made it to the front page?

I was really sad about “Covid Spike: I told you I was ill” But also regret “No more newsbites due to dicky ticker” never made it either...

2 Mirthless Evil C 05.08.20 6:19pm
Filthy Rich
Is everything really ‘incredibly important’ or should there be a bit of perspect

Every interview on TV or radio, every report, every newspaper article, every puff piece….at some stage they trot out the same tired, old slogan…..’incredibly important’, Whether it’s the...

3 Gerontius 05.08.20 12:32pm
Terry Bunn
Spitting Image personas

So if Spitting Image returned tomorrow, which characters and how would they be represented? Boris - golden retriever humping table legs, Theresa May - as her own ghost, Robert Jenrick - a posh Del...

8 deceangli 05.08.20 12:14pm
Terry Bunn
This is hilarious

[url=]Trump campaign uses completely wrong picture[/url]...

1 Al OPecia 05.08.20 10:33am
The USA Domestic Gun Deaths Body Count - 23141516

While President Trump rants and raves about protecting the USA from terrorism it would be good to keep a regular tally of the USA's domestic gun related death toll for 2017. Here's the link:...

456 Dick Everyman 04.08.20 8:51pm

Don't make 'em like this anymore,

131 Gerontius 04.08.20 5:59pm
News stories leaving you lost for words

Ann Widdecombe tells Boris Johnson to introduce mask-free shopping hour at supermarkets...

4 Sinnick 04.08.20 5:09pm
Today's FP

Good work on mashing the two stories together Mr/Mrs/Ms/non-gender-specific-honorific Editor...

1 Vertically Challenged Giant 04.08.20 4:03pm
A must hear

[url=]How they made us doubt everything[/url]...

3 Al OPecia 03.08.20 7:42pm
July WOTM competition - 2

The Big O and Filthy Rich are slugging it out at the top of the board. There's a full list of FPs, NiBs and LAs on the [url=]blog with...

30 throngsman 03.08.20 1:31pm
Al OPecia
Who knew?

Arnold Schwarzenegger modelled for the Argos catalogue.

3 sydalg 01.08.20 5:39pm
What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - 23444546

Surely someone's got Prince Philip as a dead cert?...

1351 The All New Jeni B 31.07.20 5:31pm
Now the site wants me to buy chromatography supplies

I don't mind the ads for nubile Russian lasses, that's exactly the kind of thing I might click on in an idle moment, but I draw the line at chromatography kit. Maybe I'm being naive and there's an...

12 deceangli 31.07.20 11:34am
Midfield Diamond
Best Government Ever - 2

In an attempt to disentangle some of the discussion threads, I thought I'd start this one to pursue a comment on another., So, please submit your examples of this Government's stunning competence...

36 Al OPecia 31.07.20 7:22am
Al OPecia
COVID Fake News on BBC

Super Programme on the Beeb. The guy at the end, Mark Steel, is a particular treat. [url=]Fake news COVID[/url]...

1 Al OPecia 30.07.20 8:05pm
Someone needs to fix today's FP

They've put a ticker where the FP should be. I think the FP was meant to be Dec's "Fat Tony to sue Mafia over hurtful nickname", which has been placed in the column of past FPs...

14 sydalg 30.07.20 5:07pm
One wonders where he caught it - oh, hang on ...

[url=]Man dies of hoax[/url]...

0 Al OPecia 30.07.20 2:55pm
Al OPecia
'The Poor Can't Afford Healthy Food' Bollosck

Why do commentators in the news media persist in parroting each other and perpetuating this nonsense? Unhealthy junk food is more expensive than healthy food. From my local co-op I can buy 2...

28 Titus 30.07.20 11:34am
Old Jokes Home - 2391011

Man A: "My mother made me a homosexual." Man B: "Ooh, if I give her the wool can she make me one?" C'mon, Biscuits, what have you got lurking in your comedy attics?...

305 shitsu_tonka 28.07.20 9:55pm
Mirthless Evil C

Now that we have to wear masks in shops is it OK to put your shop through the self service machine and leave without paying? The CCTV evidence of identity will be to say the least ambiguous. I think...

7 Terry Bunn 28.07.20 1:49pm
Midfield Diamond
Who's been watching The Rise of the Murdoch Empire?

Nothing new in there, but it's still pretty shocking when it's all put together like this...

7 deceangli 26.07.20 11:45am

Nowt to see here...

7 Wrenfoe 24.07.20 6:12pm