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Boris could win by resigning

before October 31st, without writing 'that' letter, leaving just-insufficient time to appoint a caretaker PM before the deadline, when Brexit will automatically happen by default. And who knows - we...

13 Titus 21.10.19 4:10pm
Benvoleo
s it possible for the 'people' of Uxbridge and South Ruislip to start a petition

demanding that the Rt. DIShourable Member resign from Parliament immediately??...

1 granger 21.10.19 2:33pm
Sinnick
"About NewsBiscuit" page

I had a squirrel around the About Newsbiscuit page hoping to find the legendary Nick Clegg Toy Steering Wheel story. Imagine my disappointment to find the link leads to a "404" error! Some of the...

4 fletcher 21.10.19 1:12pm
fletcher
Pub Joke

A Scotsman walks into a pub. The pub is deserted. All the Englishmen, Welshmen & Irishmen are still in Japan ...

17 Titus 21.10.19 11:06am
granger
What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories? - 23454647

Have you met a really unimportant celebrity? How did it turn out? Who has the best story from the least exciting celebrity? Here's my entry - I once had Sunday lunch at Guru Josh's house, roast...

1394 bonjonelson 21.10.19 9:28am
Sinnick
Would you trust Boris to look after your pet rabbit for a few days?

I honestly don't think I'd let him...

8 Dick Everyman 21.10.19 8:55am
fletcher
Dominc Raab this morning on "Today"

"And, overall, what Northern Ireland businesses get is remaining part of the UK customs territory, no infrastructure at the border with the Republic and frictionless access to the single market. It...

0 Sinnick 18.10.19 7:53pm
Sinnick
Johnson is a serial liar - how does he get away with it time after time? - 2

Is he unaware that there are these things called video cameras that forget nothing and can't be bought off? Watching this fool stumbling, bumbling and fumbling around pretending to be a serious...

37 Chipchase 18.10.19 5:07pm
Crayon
October WOTM competition

Just like last month, Chip and Tony are slugging it out for the honours. Unlike last month, there's no real rearguard action to take the battle away. Full list of FPs, NiBs and Left Alerts on the...

8 throngsman 18.10.19 12:52pm
Adrian Bamforth
Boris/Cummings plan - 23

I've been thinking about the tactics of what went on last week and what might be planned. This is a long shot but worth thinking about. This may end up a bit long. Assumptions / Unknowns:, 1) Does...

67 Not Amused 18.10.19 10:52am
beau-jolly
Newsjack Amnesty Page

After firing two sketches off and drawing two blanks, they're now below for posterity. Still putting the one-liners out onto Twitter under the Hashtag #NewsjackRejects TV now and ITV have filled...

23 james_doc 17.10.19 10:45am
Adrian Bamforth
"I Know My Rights"

A [s]friend of mine[/s] Sunday night pub drinking companion happens to be a policeman and related a recent Extinction Rebellion protest story. He and his well-pissed-off colleagues were processing...

9 Titus 16.10.19 1:00am
Crayon
BBC News

BBC hire a non disabled white middle class bloke!...

3 Volvov50 13.10.19 11:01pm
Crayon
Inevitable General Election: should there be a NewsBiscuit Party? - 2

What would our policies be?, And who would hold what offices of state once we get elected?...

44 Walter Eagle 13.10.19 2:54pm
Titus
Met Dangerous Incompetence

Surely Detective Superintendent Kenny McDonald should have been sacked immediately he made a statement to the news media that the evidence presented by "Nick" was 'Credible and true'? As it happens,...

21 Titus 11.10.19 3:01pm
Crayon
Latest People's Poll

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/brexit/brexit-news-latest-britain-against-leaving-eu-as-poll-of-polls-says-most-now-want-to-stay/ar-AAIuIoV?ocid=spartandhp...

17 Al OPecia 11.10.19 2:58pm
Crayon
Mineral names follow the same pattern those of followers of political movements

Not my idea, but I thought this would amuse certain Biscuiteers: His and hers thatcherite and corbynite rings Blairite - existence unverified - atomic mineral purported to be found in large...

5 Benvoleo 11.10.19 11:28am
Benvoleo
Wrong room - but doubt anyone noticed 3 throngsman 10.10.19 6:40pm
Titus
Wrong room, but, anyone else think Major caused Brexit by refusing a referendum?

It's that or those 1999/2000 Seed Laws, or you're stupid and should try reading what I wrote, right?...

13 Benvoleo 09.10.19 7:34am
Titus
Bullshit from thickos I'll pretend to engage with so they'll fuck off my thread

Mm, yes, I agree, interesting point Walter Eagle...

1 Benvoleo 07.10.19 12:44pm
Walter Eagle
Time to change sides on Brexit - 2

I've heard that the Wright brothers, whenever they were having a disagreement on a subject, would periodically switch sides, to try to get a better-balanced view on the matter., Do you think we...

45 Walter Eagle 04.10.19 11:03pm
Benvoleo
Oops - posted in wrong forum 0 Walter Eagle 04.10.19 3:00pm
Walter Eagle
...and they pretend to be so posh as well!

https://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/17938259.frogg-moody-remembers-buy-plate-cockles-50p-johnsons/...

0 Terry Bunn 03.10.19 8:03am
Terry Bunn
Money laundering?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-49906346...

0 riesler 02.10.19 1:39pm
riesler
Hot pants?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-49904372 A story to warm the cockles...

0 riesler 02.10.19 1:37pm
riesler
Never mind the pound, here's the real hedge fund Brexit game

[quote]it’s too limited to see this as being all about hedge funds cashing in by shorting the pound. The potential gains from a no-deal Brexit are much bigger and more permanent than short-term...

0 Sir Lupus 02.10.19 9:01am
Sir Lupus
John Major's Pious Hypocrisy - 2

[Apologies for being unable to compose a clever, concise or witty way of saying this, but:] I find the arrogance of John Major, the man ultimately responsible for the current Brexit chaos,...

57 Titus 02.10.19 6:27am
Al OPecia
September WOTM competition

Chip and Tony are slugging it out at the top, while Wren and I are just having a friendly battle. As usual all the links are on the...

18 throngsman 01.10.19 5:51pm
dominic_mcg
Lack of Smut

I'd like to pick up on something the winged Wally said: [quote]I'd like to fully explore Edwina Curry's role in John Major's decision-making., I think there's been an appalling lack of smut in this...

1 Titus 01.10.19 3:42pm
riesler
Surely not that unusual?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-49890630...

1 riesler 01.10.19 3:25pm
Gerontius