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Friday afternoon.... Your movie sequels - 23678

I need getting through the last hour in the office what movie sequel would you commission? Here’s mine: Pretty Woman 2: Back on the Boulevard...

211 cinquecento 12.12.17 2:18pm
cinquecento
So Titus, what exactly was it you were voting for? 20 Al OPecia 12.12.17 2:12pm
Titus
British First

Worth a look https://twitter.com/British_First...

2 Sinnick 12.12.17 11:42am
Wrenfoe
Saudi Movies?

with a bit of a hat tip to cinquecento. I'll lead with Shallow Halal...

4 Rootin Tootin 12.12.17 11:07am
Lucy van Pelt
What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - 23353637

Surely someone's got Prince Philip as a dead cert?...

1103 The All New Jeni B 11.12.17 10:44pm
sydalg
Boris in Iran

I found the piece on Boris in Iran funny - but then I do not have a relative in an Iranian jail. It is easy to find news stories about people (especially dual nationals) accused of witchcraft in...

0 oldsteve 11.12.17 5:23pm
oldsteve
Just as we're all trying to do our Christmas shopping ....

the NewsBiscuit gift shop is closed for refurbishment...

0 Lucy van Pelt 11.12.17 4:09pm
Lucy van Pelt
Shock And Disbelief As NB Contributor Actually Praises Tickers

Yup, amazing and unbelievable as it may seem, I would like to congratulate and thank the NB editorial team (or the caretaker, or whoever is responsible) for keeping the tickers up-to-date recently...

3 Titus 11.12.17 2:15pm
Titus
Max Clifford

Without wishing to appear 'soft' on criminals, sexual or otherwise, I think Max Clifford's death might remind people that prison, particularly for the elderly, frail or unwell, is not a particularly...

9 Titus 11.12.17 2:08pm
Ironduke
wrong room. OK, what other stimulating interventions could Trump make?

Something to help India and Pakistan? -perhaps a further religious partitioning as the last one worked out so well; split another chunk of India off for those Muslims who didn't leave, and a square...

16 cinquecento 10.12.17 11:13pm
Sir Lupus
What's your least impressive celebrity encouter stories? - 23404142

Have you met a really unimportant celebrity? How did it turn out? Who has the best story from the least exciting celebrity? Here's my entry - I once had Sunday lunch at Guru Josh's house, roast...

1240 bonjonelson 10.12.17 11:04pm
Sir Lupus
oh ffs 3 cinquecento 10.12.17 2:58pm
cinquecento
Roger Lloyd-Pack “All right Dave?” missed opportunity

Like most people in the British Empire, I have fond memories of Roger Lloyd-Pack playing Trigger in Only Fools and Horses and the way he said “All right Dave?” when greeting Rodney. If I could...

1 farmer giles 10.12.17 5:04am
sydalg
What if someone were to read Newsbiscuit a hundred years from now?

If Trump permits the world to last that long, obviously. Would any of it raise a laugh, or would it be like reading through old copies of Punch from the 1890s?...

2 sydalg 10.12.17 1:50am
sydalg
The USA Domestic Gun Deaths Body Count - 23101112

While President Trump rants and raves about protecting the USA from terrorism it would be good to keep a regular tally of the USA's domestic gun related death toll for 2017. Here's the link:...

335 Dick Everyman 09.12.17 5:47pm
Dick Everyman
EU negotiators announce extended break 'to celebrate windfall'

Following the agreement to pay the EU a £39 billion 'divorce' payment, the EU negotiation team have stated that it will be 'February before any of us are sober enough to resume further talks. We...

3 throngsman 09.12.17 8:09am
Titus
December WOTM competition

Exciting start this month, with three vying for pole position. To access all the links for FP and niBs this week go to http://nbwom.blogspot.co.uk/2017/12/december-wotm-competition-week-1.html...

0 throngsman 07.12.17 8:55pm
throngsman
Irish Border

Given that Northern Ireland is an integral part of the United Kingdom (short term, because this government needs Unionist MPs' votes, long term because that's what its people clearly and passionately...

13 Titus 07.12.17 9:19am
Titus
So now our decisions over Europe are being made in Belfast not Brussels?

What happened to "getting our Sovereignity back"? Apparently not - the DUP (getting sodomy out of Ulster) is calling the shots in this disgraceful undemocratic alliance. More billions please PM....

13 Al OPecia 06.12.17 6:57pm
Sinnick
As I was saying ...

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=117237 http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=117791 http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=117745 http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=117261...

0 Al OPecia 06.12.17 2:25pm
Al OPecia
Newsbiscuit wasn't down

It was just you. Your internet wasn't working. Did you try to turn it off and on again ?, Don't blame me...

8 TechGuy 06.12.17 4:53am
sydalg
Column widths in the wrters room.

Is it just me but why, sometimes, are the right most 3 or 4 columns further over to the left and squash the first column down? The chat room, is still fine. Weird...

10 NotNowCato 04.12.17 1:21pm
NotNowCato
November Writer of the Month Competition

Another month, another WOTM comp. Currently Wrenfoe is attempting to reassert his mug, however harrypalmer is having a strong run so it's still very early days. To view the successful headlines,...

28 throngsman 02.12.17 2:12pm
chrisf
Only 1% of geniuses can answer this teaser correctly!

You’re adrift in a lifeboat together with ten famous film stars, olympic gold medallists and British cabinet ministers. The lifeboat is overloaded and will sink. On the other hand, you need ten...

8 Marketing Department 30.11.17 7:53pm
Marketing Department
Golf Club Membership Fees

David Davis is at the golf club returning his locker key when Michel Barnier the membership secretary sees him. "Hello Mr Davis", says Mr Barnier. "I'm sorry to hear you are no longer renewing your...

28 Titus 30.11.17 7:15pm
Newscat
Funding a referendum..

It occurred to me that the likely Brexit bill divided by the number of leave voters works out about £2500 a head. Now given the passion it raises, had we punted that figure up front and charged...

5 cinquecento 29.11.17 2:43pm
Sir Lupus
BBC Radio 4, 'A Good Read'

[i]Comedians Nish Kumar and Katy Brand tell Harriett Gilbert about their favourite books. Katy's choice is the hilarious Portnoy's Complaint by Philip Roth. But does it still stand up after all these...

0 Scroat 29.11.17 1:02pm
Scroat
An FP about Effing Eastenders?

This must scale the heights of mediocracy . The Archers, just about acceptable, Rag Tag and Bobtail, bring it on, but effing Eastenders? Fuck off!...

7 ramblesid 29.11.17 7:23am
Squudge
Man Who Posted In Wrong Room On Website 'Clearly A Racist'

More righteous outrage soon ...

0 Titus 27.11.17 12:43pm
Titus
I can't stop laughing

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/347/075/6c1.jpg...

9 Al OPecia 25.11.17 7:04pm
Daddy's Little Helper