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The USA Domestic Gun Deaths Body Count - 23111213

While President Trump rants and raves about protecting the USA from terrorism it would be good to keep a regular tally of the USA's domestic gun related death toll for 2017. Here's the link:...

385 Dick Everyman 21.02.18 5:57pm
Not Amused
Colonel Tim Collins

I may be getting a bit grumpy in my old age, but I couldn't believe press reports about comments by this "war hero" about BBC coverage of WW1. Apparently, instead of focusing on the scale of human...

7 Scroat 21.02.18 5:38pm

23 Al OPecia 21.02.18 4:02pm
Dead Pool 2017 - 2

Time to start a new one, with all due thanks to The All New Jenni B whom I recall from earlier times as Jenni B. The old one is getting bloated (not you Jenni!) and should be archived. Here's my...

48 Iscariot 21.02.18 3:57pm
The Winter Olympics is utterly tedious

..and should be replaced, perhaps with an Autumn Olympics. The only redeeming feature has been the N Korean robot cheerleader contingent, who are like some bizarre contemporary art installation...

19 cinquecento 21.02.18 11:07am
Midfield Diamond
I wish I'd thought of this

3 Al OPecia 20.02.18 8:00am
Seasonal Salutation

[i]Corbyn is red, Theresa is blue, We love Europeans, But not the EU[/i]...

12 Titus 19.02.18 7:24am
NB's Naughty & Nice list - 2

Hi All, Our lovely Tech Guy has kindly let me borrow the keys to the back office, which mainly contains JoF's old porn stash. However, among all the cobwebs and nipples I have managed to upgrade a...

35 Wrenfoe 18.02.18 2:19pm

Extra! Extra! read all about it Newsbiscuiteers..Craft of Comedy UK 2018., North Wales best kept secret, its out the bag now, Llandudno’s answer to, Edinburgh Festival in its 6th year now..and...

1 ron cawleyoni 17.02.18 4:56pm
A Refreshing Dialogue

A young female clown was being interviewed on BBC Radio Four recently. Completely-up-his-own-arse interviewer: "[i]And do you find that, in order to be a successful clown, you meed to be in touch...

1 Titus 16.02.18 5:45pm
Boris Nails It

by saying that Brexit was a break from EU politicians’ plan to 'create an overarching European state'. The furious denials and back-pedalling from EU leaders, saying he is 'talking nonsense', are...

26 Titus 16.02.18 8:15am
Unexploded bomb found at London Airport 'being returned to owner' 3 throngsman 16.02.18 1:58am
John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme

Just been listening, on BBC Radio Four. Brilliant. If he really writes all that himself, utter genius. Puts us all to shame as writers...

15 Titus 15.02.18 5:46pm
Tinker Tailor Corbyn Spy. 0 ron cawleyoni 15.02.18 1:14pm
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Radio Four at its best Also

0 Titus 15.02.18 10:16am
Newsjack Rejects

Have you submitted any sketches or one-liners to Newsjack (BBC Radio 4 Extra) which they bloody-cunting-fuckly rejected? Maybe posting them here will help get that mild case of wrath off your chest,...

9 Crayon 15.02.18 3:32am
Br*xit - 2

Just a thought. If politicians are allowed to do U-turns, why not the electorate? It’s only fair, surely? Discuss...

51 Scroat 14.02.18 10:54pm
Your favorite satire sites?

Besides Onion and this site, what else do people read ? I am a fan of which parodies clickbait. I also read which parodies women issues. I mainly follow all this on...

21 Dumbnews 14.02.18 10:40am
The All New Jeni B
Well-Known NB Writer Wishes To Dissociate Himself From Similar-Sounding Charity 1 Titus 14.02.18 9:11am
A new thread - 'Great Lies of Our time'

Inspired by this: Nominations invited. Not really looking for the standard classics like 'I did not have sex with that woman'. More the everyday...

9 Titus 13.02.18 5:09pm
Social media site changes name to WrinkleFacebook as over 55s useage increases.

oops wrong room...

4 ron cawleyoni 13.02.18 5:03pm
Wrong room .. but hello from Bangkok anyway 12 cinquecento 13.02.18 2:30am
Nice Quote

on BBC Radio Four earlier this evening: 'There are two secrets for success in business - (1) never tell people everything you know.'...

0 Titus 12.02.18 7:55pm
Moronic Policeman Not Prosecuted, Sacked Or Even Disciplined Yet - Why Not?

Who was the stupid senior police officer who explicitly said, in a public statement, that evidence (offered by lying fantasist pervert 'Nick') was (not 'could be', or 'might be', or 'should be...

24 Titus 11.02.18 11:53pm
Truebiscuit: Woman forced to flush emotional support hamster down airline toilet

shouldn't laugh, but ...

9 Oxbridge 11.02.18 6:26pm
European Court reaches its verdict on referendum

(moved from writers room)...

2 Benvoleo 10.02.18 11:39pm
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Why do advertisers think NewsBiscuit contributors want to meet

Russian / Eastern European ladies? Reminds me of this Little Britain sketch -

5 farmer giles 10.02.18 5:36pm
Wrong room (every bloody time), so ... how long for May?

And, kicked out, resigns, or forces a vote after fortifying her position?...

20 Benvoleo 10.02.18 2:49pm
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Poetry In Motion

I post [u][url=]this[/url][/u] for those who remember when we laboured to please each other, and for those of later generations who wonder why they get...

0 Arthur 10.02.18 1:41pm
Headline News in Titusville

3 Tit-Bits 09.02.18 3:46pm