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No Deal Brexit worse than COVID

[url=]And nobody is surprised[/url]...

1 Al OPecia 23.09.20 3:25pm
Russian satire

0 nickb 23.09.20 3:24pm
Old Jokes Home - 23101112

Man A: "My mother made me a homosexual." Man B: "Ooh, if I give her the wool can she make me one?" C'mon, Biscuits, what have you got lurking in your comedy attics?...

357 shitsu_tonka 23.09.20 3:20pm
Not Sure Which Is More Worrying

- The bollosck from people who don't know what they're talking about - politicians (right across the spectrum), businessmen and other ignorant people all either saying 'Close everything down...

5 Titus 23.09.20 2:55pm
Politics after Individualism


0 Al OPecia 23.09.20 11:46am
Al OPecia
Love today's FP - 2

I genuinely am not a Tory-hater. I know that sounds like somebody saying "I'm not a racist, but . . ." - except I'm not. I've defended aspects of Cons policy and I have no time whatsoever for people...

43 deceangli 23.09.20 9:27am
Al OPecia
I can't satirise Trump any more

I complained a few years ago that West Yorkshire Police were self-satirising. That was before Trump. Now he wants 'patriotic education', which many are calling the Trump Youth. I give up...

16 deceangli 22.09.20 3:25pm
Raab's bodyguard's gun...

And last February David Cameron's bodyguard left his gun in an airplane toilet. Any young criminal looking to get tooled up could do worse than follow a government minister and his bodyguard around...

2 sydalg 20.09.20 4:24pm
WTO Rules rule

Anyone else see this item ? The World Trade Organisation (WTO) Director General has resigned, leaving his 4-year tenure vacant So, who do you think might replace him? The short-list is down to 5,...

4 Sinnick 20.09.20 10:02am
Deal Signed As UAE, Bahrain & Israel Relations Improve

Is this a good thing? Can Trump claim any credit for it?...

5 Titus 18.09.20 8:29am
On The Fiddle - Tuesday's Front Page

Had no idea what this was about so did some Googling. Love the statement in Celebpie: [quote][i]5. the rumors [sic] of - - - being in an affair with - - - is false and has hardly any truth in...

2 Titus 16.09.20 9:05pm
September WOTM competition

Mid month and there's a right royal battle at the top of the board. All links to subs [url=]on the blog[/url], as usual...

1 throngsman 16.09.20 8:45am

Wren pointed me at an interesting book: It's pretty passionate about Universal Basic Income. The idea's been knocking around for...

17 deceangli 15.09.20 2:38pm
Something to share

7 Sinnick 14.09.20 11:16pm
Filthy Rich
Buckland to resign over Brexit bill if law is broken ‘in way I find unacceptable

Are there acceptable ways to break the law? Any examples? Parking on a double yellow lines is OK if you have two wheels on the pavement? Theft if I steal stuff I don't need and can't sell? Rape...

3 Al OPecia 14.09.20 9:40pm
Sugar Ray
Where's Nigel Farage when you need him? (Episode 5)

6 Terry Bunn 14.09.20 9:34pm

Wrong room - DOH...

0 Wrenfoe 14.09.20 10:41am
Is it me ...

or is the Newsbiscuit Clock an hour out?...

4 Al OPecia 12.09.20 5:59am
Is there anything we could do to increase awareness of Newsbiscuit? - 23

It deserves more Facebook shares, retweets, and whatever else the Internet generation does with things it likes. Maybe we should be reaching out to the 16-21 demographic? I don't want to see NB go...

73 sydalg 11.09.20 9:37pm
What's the latest on the Dead Pool? - 23444546

Surely someone's got Prince Philip as a dead cert?...

1355 The All New Jeni B 11.09.20 9:30pm
What are your favourite own subs that never made it to the front page?

I was really sad about “Covid Spike: I told you I was ill” But also regret “No more newsbites due to dicky ticker” never made it either...

12 Mirthless Evil C 11.09.20 8:53pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
The Mash stole our FP

23 sydalg 11.09.20 4:13pm
Best Government Ever - 234

In an attempt to disentangle some of the discussion threads, I thought I'd start this one to pursue a comment on another., So, please submit your examples of this Government's stunning competence...

92 Al OPecia 10.09.20 11:28am
Al OPecia
Save The Sun newspaper crowdfunding

You may have already seen this but I thought it was very amusing:

4 Midfield Diamond 10.09.20 10:08am
Netflix / Hannah Gadsby / Nanette [stand-up special]

Anyone seen it? Just caught up with it tonight., It's really good. But I think you need to see a lot of other stand-up to appreciate it., God, if that was the first gig you ever went to...

6 Golgo13 10.09.20 7:07am
The USA Domestic Gun Deaths Body Count - 23141516

While President Trump rants and raves about protecting the USA from terrorism it would be good to keep a regular tally of the USA's domestic gun related death toll for 2017. Here's the link:...

460 Dick Everyman 09.09.20 11:28am
Nice Phrase

'[i] back in the days when we had leaders with a conscience[/i] and [i]a brain [/i] ' Lovely phrase used, en passant, by presenter Joe Queenan during this broadcast today:...

14 Titus 09.09.20 11:22am
Interesting and/or amusing phone call compendium

Had an interesting and amusing phone call this morning from an extremely close relative who was in town, checking bank accounts. MAOP: [i]Who is this bloody "Thea" you are spending money on?![/i]...

6 Al OPecia 09.09.20 10:33am

Don't make 'em like this anymore,

134 Gerontius 08.09.20 7:47pm
Sir Lupus
The NewsBiscuit Exchange - 2345

It occurs to me that NB contributors have loads of junk they’d like to offload and so I suggest this thread, in lieu of expensive psychotherapy. With luck, it could go some way to replace the void...

123 Arthur 07.09.20 8:36am